• Massively Effective

    Just recently, I’ve delved myself into a fictional, video game universe. If the title of the rambling wasn’t obvious enough, the game was Mass Effect. Specifically, the...

  • My Top 10 Songs

    Mostly, I’m doing this rambling as a joke. Yet. At the same time. I’m trying to be serious. It’s complicated. Like a long distance, Facebook...

  • Big Muddy River… Home of the Child Molesters.

    So I wasn’t here for my “Jorfdens Drunk” blog like I said I would be. I’m sorry. I was spending the night with my CHild,...

  • The Drunken Watching of: V/H/S

    REMINDER: I’M NOT FIXING ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND IT WILL MAKE THIS BLOG MORE SILLY AND INSTRESTING Firstly. Allow me to say a...

  • Bringing back AOL IM (AIM)~!

    Please, allow me to introduce myself to any new readers who might have stumbled upon RyansDrunk.com (or frequent visitors who are like, who the hell...

  • Be The Batman

    And look. After all of my crap tonight/this morning. And if you had paid any attention to any of those things that I had just...

  • Coming A Long Way

    Where we begin our lives depends on all of us, individually. You know. Indirectly. Our parents made us. Literally. Not in the metaphoric sense of...

  • Why Am I Here?

    Hate me. Slay me. WAIT! WHAT?! But I’m starting this rambling off with a direct quote. A direct lyric of, what I believe is one...

  • What Is An Oklay Home Uh?

    There is a land. In the long, long ago. In a world that has yet been foretold. It’s mythical desert and simultaneous greenness is a...

  • In My Last Days

    REMINDER: I’M NOT FIXING ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND IT WILL MAKE THIS RAMBLING MORE SILLY AND INSTRESTING More and more. I feel as...

  • Cly, Mate?!

    REMINDER: I’M NOT FIXING ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND IT WILL MAKE THIS RAMBLING MORE SILLY AND INSTRESTING There’s a few things I can...