• The Drunken Watching Of… Elf

    REMINDER: I’M NOT FIXING ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND IT WILL MAKE THIS RAMBLING MORE SILLY AND INSTRESTING I’ve done “Watching of…” ramblins since…...

  • Fur Guts In?

    I’m really not sure what to say here. I’ve stayed quiet on all of social media when it comes to this topic. At least, as...

  • The Moment.

    November 23, 2014. For most. This would be a date of no, true significance. However. This is a Sunday night that will be forever remembered...

  • The Argument.

    This is an argument that has truly, deeply affected me. Since around 2012 or so. Seriously. This argument has boggled my mind more so than...

  • Massively Effective

    Just recently, I’ve delved myself into a fictional, video game universe. If the title of the rambling wasn’t obvious enough, the game was Mass Effect. Specifically, the...

  • My Top 10 Songs

    Mostly, I’m doing this rambling as a joke. Yet. At the same time. I’m trying to be serious. It’s complicated. Like a long distance, Facebook...

  • Big Muddy River… Home of the Child Molesters.

    So I wasn’t here for my “Jorfdens Drunk” blog like I said I would be. I’m sorry. I was spending the night with my CHild,...

  • The Drunken Watching of: V/H/S

    REMINDER: I’M NOT FIXING ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND IT WILL MAKE THIS BLOG MORE SILLY AND INSTRESTING Firstly. Allow me to say a...

  • Bringing back AOL IM (AIM)~!

    Please, allow me to introduce myself to any new readers who might have stumbled upon RyansDrunk.com (or frequent visitors who are like, who the hell...

  • Be The Batman

    And look. After all of my crap tonight/this morning. And if you had paid any attention to any of those things that I had just...

  • Coming A Long Way

    Where we begin our lives depends on all of us, individually. You know. Indirectly. Our parents made us. Literally. Not in the metaphoric sense of...