2017: And Donald Trump’s “Winning”

Instead of doing some sort of BIG~!… dare I say, “YUGE~!” “2017 in Memourningum” thing. Like I did lasty year, I’ll bebreaking all of these thinguses down. Bit by bit. Piece by piece. Because. Damn it. SOMETHING’s got to make me care, again, right?

“We did have a black President before the orange one.”
-Mac from the documentary series It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (January 4, 2017).

Dude.

Like.

Forreals?

At this point? Do I need to tell… ANYONE that I’m not a Donald Trump fan? Like… is it even REMOTELY relevent that I remind you, dear reader, that I didn’t vote for the guy? (I mean… I didn’t vote for Hillary either, but it’s illegal in Colorado to disclose whom recieved my vote).

I mean… you, dear reader, have… like… the legit LIVBRAYR OF CONGRESS at your fingertips. So like… you know… you can find out whether or nit I like this dude. But. I’ll make it easy for you. Yet again. And I’ll say. Check this out. Right?

All of that.

Hell man. I. Legit. Thought that this dude could sieze control and become America’s Hitler.

And. You know the closest he came to becoming Hitler. Was when, he, “called Nazi’s fine people.” But. I mean. Even according to the HUGELY RIGHT LEANING headling from ABC News… He said there were fine people on both sides.

IMPEACH! IMPEACH! IMPEACH!

NAZI’S ARE EVIL!

But… uh…

“Winning.”


Yeah dude. I’m sick of “Winning.”

Before I go into “winning.”

Tell me:

Dear reader.

Do you remember what was the FIRST “major” Trump controversy of the year. You know. Year of our Lord, 2017?

I’ll leave you with just this little hint.

Granted. This is EXTREMELY vague. But I promise. It’s a hint.

I digest.

Donald Trump told Repulublican voters, they’d be sick of winning. And such. And all that.

And reall.y. He’s accomplished… you know… a few things. Legitimate awesome things, even. You know. FGiven that I never supported the dude. He’s done a couple-a good thing. If not more?

I’ll try to discuss them here? Merhaps? Merhaps this will delve into more Trump/Republican bashing? I’m not entirely sure yet. We’ll see.

  1. Neil Gorsuch.
    I mean. Trump nominated an, apparent, conservative judge to replace a dead conservative judge. That’s aewsome, right? Like. WAY more than awesome. Hell. The scuttlebutt was he was about to nominate his sister. Or was it sister-in0-law during the proimary? Whatever the case may be, it appears to be a good choice. You know. If you actually like the United States Constitution and such. Stuffs. Things. Words.
  2. Exiting the Paris Climate Agreement
    Come off it, dude. #1. No one wants to polute the earth and such, right? #2. Tje {aris Climate Agreement did… NOTHING. #3. Al gore’s been lying to you since 2004. If he really believed the shit he spewed, he’d be a vegan, live in an iglo, never use an airplane, and stop breathing. OK. That last one’s hyperbole. But. You kow. Instead. He BALL FACED lied to you in the first 30ish seconds of his Inconvenient Sequel‘s trailer. But hey! REPUBLICANS SUCK AND WANT DIRTY AIR AND WATER. Sigh. I dound like Sean Hannity.

    You still suck, dude.

And. Legit? That’s it.

That’s all Donald Trump’s “Done.” That’s all of his “winning.”

I mean. I’m no wear sick of it at the mo,ent. To be honest.

What am I sick of?

TRIGGER WARNING: I’M ABOUT TO DO THE RAMBLING I KINDA MEANT TO BEFORE IN A PREVIOUS RAMBLING, SO IF YOU’RE SO OFFENDED YOU CAN’T READ THINGS ANYMORE THEN STOP READING, OR WHATEVER, RIGHT? ALSO, GET A LIFE.

I’m sick to death of the left birtching that Donald Trump has ruined everything. When. Lefgitimately. he and his Republican Congress can’t do a GOD DAMN THING.

The “tax reform” is barely even a tax cut for anyone. Yet. Apparently, Tiny Tim’s going to lose his crutches because of it. That’s how evil republicans are.

“Net Neutra;ity’s” repleal had NOTHIG to do with Donald Trump. Hell. Ajit Pai was appointed by Obama. Shut up already. Right? Nothing’s going to happen to your internet. IF YouTube, Facebook/Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter, Netflix, etc. deiciede to chare you (more, in the case of Netflix) guess who that’s on? It’s on YouTube, Facebook/Istagram, Snapchat, Twitter and Netflix. Those PRIVATE CORPORATIONS (WAITAMINUTE~! AREN’T CORPORATIONS EVILE?!) will choose to charge you (more). Period. STFU.

I’m sick to death of defending this piece of shit President that you al;l; are making into the next, dare I say it, Huge Chavez or Fidel Castro. You know. Actual dictatos that killed their citizens.

But hey.

Congrats?

We’re beyond “fixing ourselves” dude.

There’s no hope anymore.

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Ryan

I’m pretty awesome. I write drunken ramblings. Lover of gaming. Engaged in an on-again-off-again relationship with pro-wrestling. And I am your resident Batman expert.

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