Afghans

Dude.

Forreals.

I mean.

Cme one.

If you’re American. And an adult.

In year of our Lord. 2017.

You’ve live through three VERY different presidents.

Forreals.

I mean.

Come on.

There was Geroge W. Bush. Who was all l;ike You know. “GUNG HO~!” For war… you know. According to like… mainstraeam audiences. Or something. You know. He was, Like. This guy:

ARGUEMENTS~!

Are you done yet?

Next.

We had. A P{residentwhose campaign was all like, “HEY~!”

“We need to ende every wqar ever~!”

And.

Yet.

I mean….

Come on.

I swear. I won’t show you the South Park charact er I’m quoting again. But man.

Forreals.

Three VASTLY different presidents.

All spweing the same thing.

“We MUST have Amerinan Troups in Afghanistan.”

No.

I’m noty an Alex Jones-yu type of person. I mean. I’m poretty sure that’s been made PLENTY clear here.

But like.

Dude.

Something doesn’t make sense. Right?

George W. Bush. Was all “GUNG HOE~!” for war. Obviously. Bara k Obama was all like, “Nah dude, let’s not have war so much~!” Donald Trump’s like “Love me some football!” Or whatever (Obcious sarcasm should be obvious).

So.

Like.

Dude. I  havent’ supported “the war on terror” since the death ofg OBL. Right? Bish didn’t get it done. Obama did. Both expanded the war in Afghanistan.  Now. You know. President Trump, accordin g to his own words said, “My initial thought was, we should pull out of Afghanistan but I’ve talk to the generals and I’ve gone against my gut feeling.”

I mean. That’s not verbadim. Hell. That sentence up there probably made more sence than he did. Right?

But. Like.

THE THING.

That’ I’m on about now.

Is just. Dude.

Bush. Obama. Trump.

ALL THREE.

Are VASTLY different from one another.

Yet.

ALL THRTEE.

Pushed for more troups in Afghanistan

I meran. I HATE Alex Jpomes. Obviously.

But man.

Like.

Why? Innit?

SHADOW GOVERNMENT~@! DEP GOBERBMENT~! BNEWQ WIRKD ORDER~! THINGS~!

Shut up. ABoiut all oif that. Innit? Right?

Just.

Something is TOTALLY wrtong here.

RIGHT?

Three vastly different presidents. Two of which campaigned opposite inwhich they’ve, thusly, performed.

Nothing makes sense anymore.

Nothing.

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