Defending the Indefensible

Roy Moore is a Republican Judge running for Senate in Alabama. Right? He’s under much scruitiny over sexual misconduct claims. And I’m not, at all, going to be defending him. Perse. BOOM! CLICKBAITED YOU!

Wat I’m defending is something much, MUCH worse. it’s something so repulsive, it’s physically tough for me to write this. Like. just typing right now. Everything that I’m about to type. It’s making me hurt. Physically. Forreals. At tge SANE time. What I’m defending is FAR deeper than ALL of this. What I’m going to defend is FAR more important than people, personalities, “NATIONAL ELECTIONS~!,” or anything else.

What I’m about to defend is…

This guy.

Just aDmitting what I’m doing gives me shivvers dude. This guy, Sean Hannity, is basically one of the worst human beings on the planet. He’s in the top 1000 worst, BARE MINIMUM. @DeityOfGaming is CLEARLY at the top of that list. But still.

Here’s what happened.

I believe it began Friday, November 10, year of our Lord 2017., Sean Hannity had Judge Roy Moore on the air for his radio broadcast. He gave a platform to Moore in order to tell his side of the story. To defend himself. Everything like such as.

Many-a journalists including some “MSM/leftist/progressive” journalists, praised Hannity for being tough and uncomfortable with the Senate candidate.

But then. You know.

Meedia Matters get a hold of all of this. And. You know. All sorts of hell breaks loose.

Look man, if we live in world where someone isn’t allowed to speak their mind AND/OR defend themselves. IN THE PUBLIC FORUM.

We.

Are.

Doomed.

Dude. By this standard, we’re nmot only shooting the messanger, we’re raping their wives. We’re hanging their children. We’re being. You know.

Total scumbags.

If Roy Moore, scumbag or no, is NOT allowd a public forum to air out his side of the story… you know. ESPECIALLY since we live in this world where the court of PUBLIC oppinion means MUCH more than the trail of one’s peers. Then like… what’s the hope of anyone, innit?

Sp,epome can accuse. ANYONE. Of… you know… ANYTHING.

And if that accused is allowed to share their side of the story on some public forum… only to have that public forum be destroed. And.. you know… lose all moneys and things. Advertisers.

Sharing. ONLY. Because this meme is funny.

There’s just…. no way to exist anymore. At all.

Stroud. I’m sorry I once kissed your neck. I wasn’t trying use my nonexistant power against you. I was just trying to be funny. Borata. I’m sorry I squeezed your butt as much as I did. You know. In the Shitemark days.

All that.

Look.

Sean Hannity. Did. 1000% NOTHING wrong. As far as this “Roy Moore” situation is concenred.

Yet.

BIYCOTTS~! JUST CAUSIE~@!

Dude. If we live in a world where a person isn’t eveb allowed to ask questions of someone accused. Then just. Seriously. Turn this shit off. You win, communists. We’ll all be politically correct. And such.

There’s no point in… ANY sort of skepticism. Right?

Shut up.

Confide.

Confirm.

This world.

Where accusations mean more than evidence. Sucks.

In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the Assistance of Counsel for his defence.

The. End.

And yes. As big of scumbags as they appears to be, in the court of public oppinion, Al Franken, Harvey Weinstein, Bill Clinton, etc. should be given those same sorts of priveleges.

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Ryan

I’m pretty awesome. I write drunken ramblings. Lover of gaming. Engaged in an on-again-off-again relationship with pro-wrestling. And I am your resident Batman expert.

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