Gay Homosexuals.

REMINDER: I’M NOT FIXING ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND IT WILL MAKE THIS RAMBLING MORE SILLY AND INSTRESTING

Now. Look. I’ve been trying to do this rambling for the past two weeks now. So. Its topical relevence is like… long gone. But whatever. It’s something that needs to be said. And. Possiby. It’s something that shld be added to the debate ir simething. Right?

Annyways.

Aooarently. Theres been some sort of laws passed. Recently. In. You know. States. Appearenlty. these laws have to do with like. Businesses. Happening. In the Uniteded States. You know. The country that most of you readers reside. And like. Laws hae somethig to do with homosexualtiy. More than likely. This means it has to do with “hay marriage.”

Abnd like. It was Indianna that was like… a HIUGE FUCKIGN DEAL the past three weeks week! About gayness! THINGS! And it was Indiana. Honestly. But… And… apparently… Georgia too? Maybe?

Whatever.

Fuyrst of all. Let me just quote this bit quyick.

The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.
-Tenth Amendment of the United States Constitution.

Apoarently, according to left-linengn pundits, whenever someone quotes tghe 10th amendemtnt of the constitution, that automatically means that that person is a racist. BECAUSE SLAVBERTY!~ Or they’re a homophobe~! Or a biggot~! Ssweriously. Many a person on MSNBC have made this argument in the past couple of weeks.  And. Get the cunt out. This is ridiculousness. Personified. And stuffs. And things. And words.

Apparently, first and foremoste, I HAVE to say something along the lines of this. So I don’t I get crucified. Or something. But. I’ll say:

  1. I do not want the goverment involved in ANY sort of mariage. Period.
  2. I couldn’t care less if someone wishes to get married to someone else that has genitals resembling their own.
  3. The bullshit that broke out in Indianna had NOTHING to do with “1.” and “2.”

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I guess… I’d ask every American to simply… look at all of this.

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
-The First Amendment of the United States Constitution.

The FIRST of the “bill of rights” tyhat was the MOST important. you know. The affore quoted there, first amendment of the Constitution. The FIRST of the “BILL OF RIGHTS.” The FIRST. FUCKING. SENTENCE. That our forefathers agreed upon. The FIRST ABSOLUTE RIGHT of the American Peoples (fourth grade slavbery arguments adise was,) “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the exercise thereof.”

Within that first amendment? You have NO mention of “The separation of church and state.” NONE. Did you read it there? Honestly, dear rrader? Did you read it in that above quote? Comment section below. Awesomeness. Pretty much.

No.

This whole idea of “separation of church and state” is a complete. Total. Myth.  All stemming from a letter Thomas Jeferson (that’s off the top of my head, maybe it was Thomas Payne that stated that sentence)  sent to someone. In whiche “The separation of Church and Stare” was mentioned. BNottom line is. There is no American law (Rowe v. Wade aside… possibly) in which the church is supposed to be separated from the state. theere’s NO example of this in America’s Constitution, Bill of Rights. Nothing.

Now. The arguments. About Indiannna . The recent RFRA laww… Gay marriage. None of the arguments about ANTY ofthis matter.

since the 1990’s, 20-ish startes have passed similar laws. You know. After the federal government passed a similar law. In those 20-ish states. None of which EVER produced A SINGLE INSTANTCE of discrimination against a gay person. Not once. Ever. All of these questions here. ALL of them. Seem to have to do with a case in (hate me, slay me… I’m speaking ofdf the top of my head without doing research) but iI’m pretty positive it all has to do with something that had to do with Ohio. Lesbian couple. Wanted a caked baked for their wedding. They went to a bakery they’ve frequented for years to produce this product. After receiving unbiased service for years, they asked this bakery to partakein a ceremony. A ceremony in which the owners of the bakery have deep religious objections.

According to the first amendment to the United Statate’s Constitution. Quoting. Again. “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof…” there is no REASON. AT ALL. For this bakery to do such a thing. Under the first amendment. THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT (congress) shall not prohibit one’s expression of religion.

Period.

The end.

Fuck you.

If there were a gay person that owned a printing company. They should NOT be FORCED, by THE FUCKING UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT, to print signs for a Westboro Baptist Church protest.

A Muslim-owned bakery should NOT be FORCED by the United States Government to create a cake that inscribes quotes lines from the torah.

And. Fucking. Common sense. Logically. NO bakery/floristry/photographer/whatever that is owned by a Christian that DEEPLY feels that partaking in a SPECIFIC ceremornyh goes againstwhat THEY, personally believe in… they should not be FORCED by ANY government to partake in such. Period. This is what created the “idea” of America in the first place. Don’t ask your Marxist professor. Liik at the ACtuAL facts YOURSELF.

This IS the “liberal’ argument. This IS the arguement that “gays” fought against in the 80’s-90’s. The argument that the “free speech” arguers fought for. IT IS THE EXACT FUCKING THING.

If you’re out there. And you’re wondering. The title of this rambling. You know. “Gay Homosexuals.” First of all. It’s something that South Park’s Cartman character used. In my ABSOLUTE hayday of being an “walking IMDB” (as… I… in many instantances…. I truly am…_) Cartman onced used this line. It was along the lines of, “God damn it, Butters, you’re a gay homosexual.”

But. Fuck that.

Homosexuals.

That try to use the fucking legal system to FORCE PEOPLE to do things.

They.

They’re just.

Gay.

Dumbness. Probably. Maybe.

Fuck you, Teen Nick PSA’a. Homosexuals that try to force their agenda. “STOP SAYING GAY~@!” Because… FUCK YOU~!

They.

Are.

Gay.

Sure. I’m saying, “gay,” in the early-ish-2000’s sense. But. Fuck you. I’m done being politically correct. FORCING someone to believe the EXACT WATY THAT YOU THINK… is… well. Gay. It’s VERY gay of you. Only a gay would tyry to do that shit. Seriouysly.

It was a few years ago when I said something along the liens of, “Christyians, judge not yet ye be judged yourself,” as far as homosexuals are concerned. And. By and large, I stand by that. Seriously. Take the log out of your own eye. All of that. But. Homosexuals? “Freedom of speech/freedom of expression” supporters? Yet, you refuse to stand up for the rights of religious peoples?

You.

Are.

Gay.

I guess… I’ll end on this note.

To you, gay homosexuals…

As far as Christians are concerned…

Fuck you. But. You know. More. Christ like. Maybe.
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Ryan

I’m pretty awesome. I write drunken ramblings. Lover of gaming. Engaged in an on-again-off-again relationship with pro-wrestling. And I am your resident Batman expert.

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