Gunns Blazed

So. Here we are, America.

This. ALL of this. Started. Because someone. In Hollywood had the GULL to say, “Hey, this guy that doesn’t agree with my politics? Named Ben Shapiro? We’ve talked a few times and we’ve had good conversations. You know. As Americans should. Because. You know. We’re civilized.”

But. Tragically. Mark Duplass posted, you know, those words, basically… on Twitter. Where. You know. NOTHING resembling civilized conversation can exist. Right.

So. A fellow Hollywood liberal, James Gunn — director of the Guardians of the Galazy films in the MCU and such. Started chiming in. Saying things like, “GTFO, MarkDupey! Do you know how much of a racist, homophobe and anti-semite this Jewish, Ben Shapiro is?!”

And such.

And you know.

All of these quotes. They’re you know. My interpretatings. Including the next ones.

So. Then.

People, that are “on the right,” and are “supporters of Ben Shapiro.” Start pulling out some old ass tweets from Mr. Gunn. Right? These people, “on the right,” start throwing accusations around, eve.

“Bro. Have you seent yourself some Jmes Gunn ‘comedy’ tweets?! Dude’s an obvious pedophile! Only a pedo could make a joke about pedos! BRO! HOW COULD YOU MAKE A JOKE ABOUT RAPIGN A CHILD IF YOU HAVEn”T RAPED A CHILD?! THAT CAN’T HAPPEN! DISNEY FIRE THIS MOFO!”

One of these. Obviously.

I mean.

Dudes.

“Friends of mine.”

“On the right.”

You do realize. You’re being the EXACT same sort of cunts you all bitched about when Roseanne was fired. Right?

You know.

All of that.

“LET’S NOT FIRE PEOPLE BNECAUSE OF ROSEANNE’S TWEETS, DISNEY!~!””

“OMG~! DISNEY YOU’RE HIRING A PEDOPHILE~! HAVE YOU NOT SEENT THOSE TWEETS?! ONLY A PEDO WOULD MAKE SUCH JOKES! FIRE THE DUDE! OR ESLSE! BUSINESS! THINGS!”

Again. Man.

There’s nothing to describr it all except for…

One of these. Obviously.

How is it that ya’ll can play this game of musical cahirs, dude? This game of musical chairs with your own personal beliefs and principles to the pointthat NONE OF THJEM FUCKING MATTER AT ALL?! Right? How do you peple live with yourself?

That’s the “the left.”

AND “the right.”

ONE MONTH AGO:
THE LEFT: “Fire Roseanne her tweets were racist af!”
THE RIGHT: “Don’t fire Roseanne, she was joking!

THIS MONTH:
THE LEFT: “Don’t fire James Gunn, he was joking!”
THE RIGHT: “Fire James Gunn his tweets shows he’s a pedophile!

One of these. Obviously.

Forreals, Trump’s America. How do you live with yourself?

Prepare a special, “Logic,” concentration camp for me, thanks.

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