I’ve been saing this since 2013. Merhaps it was later. 2014 AT THE LATEST. But basically. Like. If. For whatever reason, you listened to, Harms’ Way with Ryan Harms, and such. You’d hear the intro music. And what not. And. Ath the beginning o f EVERY hour of EVERY episode, including the first hour, a part of the itro was, “THE REPUBLICANS ARE DONE! THEY. ARE. DONE!”
I don’t remember, off hand, what that was all about. Because. You know. it took place. Somewheres between, 2013-2915. or something. But like.
Come on man.
There’s no denying anuy of this.
Dear conservative. Dear Libertarian. Dear classic liberal. Dear “small government minderd” person. COme off it. You know it’s true.
Not only has tee Republican partyh abandonned you over the last two years.
They fucking. conplegtely forgot you ecist. If they acknowledged your existance in the first place. Right?
And I mean…
Trump. Himelf is now, legitimately, in this camp now.
Dude. Right now. As I Write this shit. Tis dumb little, Drunken Rambing. Rhing that it is. Itg’s still. You know. December 20th. YEAR OF OUR LORD (Louis C.K. joke, thing that I’m stgill not over, almost two years later), 2018. Republicans. Currently. Havee control of the house. Have cntrol of the Senate. Dudes could pass ANYTHIng EVER. And DOnald Trump, President of the United States will sign it. Most likely. Right?
Then, the past week or so happens.
And Dems/Repubs are going over the budget. Repubicans. TRUMP IN PARTICULR is all like, “Dudes. Shut up. Build the wall or else. I’ll shut the government down. And you can blame it on me. -Donald Trump. 2k18.” Basically.
Then like. Yesterday happened.
And Dems were like, “Nah dude. We’re not gonna fund the border wall. Not now not ever.”
Trumps’ lke. “OK. That’s fine. Let’s give Mexico $5,000,000,000.”
Whom have spent the past eighgt years saying, “YAY! WE’VE GOT THE HOUSE! NOW IF ONLY WE COULD HAVE THE SENNATE!” Then. They’ve spent six years say8hg, “YAY! WE’VE GOT THE HOUSE AND THE SENNATE! NOW, LET’S GET THE PRESIDENCY BEFORE WE DO ANYTHING!”
And. Even to me. At the time. It SHOUD have been obviously. They’d have the presicendcy.
Point is. Republicans. Unbeknownsts to ANYONE EVER.
Republicans got the House. Senate. AND PRESIDENCY.
And they’ve spent the past two years dicking around. Pretty mmuch.
“Yeah, we’ve said we’d repeal Obamacare. Yeah, no. &Yeah.
Yeah, defunding Planned Parenthood, yeah. No. Yeah.
OMG, you want to cut taxes for everyone, Conservatives? How about we cut some taxes. Yeah. No year.
Oh! You know what’s trendy? Marijauna! How about we make all drugs more illegal. Mmm. Yeah!
Ohhhh… CRIMINAL JUSTICE REFORM! WOW! EVEN OUR BETROTHED, DEMOCRATS WILL LOVE US IF WE DO THAT, HELL… KIM KARDASHIAN SAID SO!
Yeah. No. Yeah.
Come on now.
Trump cna b e all like, “DUDES! W’ERE JUST GONNA HAVE THE PENTAGON BUILD THE WALL FOR OUR BORDER SECURITY!”
aND ALL that.
Trump caved. On the borderwall. Like. Less than a week after promissing he’d shut the governemtn down if there’ss no border wall funding. Stuffs.
But hey. Democrats were mean. Or something. Even though. Republicans still, as of RIGHT NOW, have control of everything. Right now. Still
Eight years of house control. Six years of Senate+House control. Two years. Of TOTAL control?
Still accomplish NOTHIng?!
So. I mean. Vote for people with “R’s” at the end of their names? If you’re. Yu know . Insane. Right? Doing the same thing over and over and over again, expecting different results. So. Yeah dude. Vote for that “R” to shrink government. Or. Yui know. “Represent YOU.” You do it, dude.