RIGHT/LEFT: A Refreshing Anomaly

Allow me to say, I barely care about this. And I, as I’m sure you are, am sick to death of hearing about it.

And.

With that out of the way.

So. Why am I writing this?

Because someone has to. But. I mean. Not at all, right? Because. I mean. Many-a person have already said whay needs to be said about all of this stuffs.


Right?

So? What’s the point of all of this?

#1. The single, you know, out of context video that everyone lost their shit bout in the first place really was, as was explained on the Joe Rogan Experience agove expertly (I swear, no matter your political beliefs watch those 20 minutes when you’ve got a chance), a rorshach test of “morality.” Morality isn’t the right word at all. But it ws an American societal rorschach test. Did you see a white privleged, racist, arrogant, Christian man disrespecting a native American? Did you see a WELL-BEHAVED 16-year-old reacting to a situation WELL ABOVE his intellect level? Dis you see Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.? Only you can answer this rorshachs tests. Right?
#2. How did ANY of this affect your life? Did seeing a “white privledged, racst, arrogant, Christian man disrepecting a Native American,” in a viral video affect YOUR life? Did seeing a “WELL-BEHAVED 16-year-old reacting to a situation WELL ABOVE his intellect level,” AFFERECT YOUR LIFE?! And… I mean. I, personally, can see the “Rev. Dr. Martin Luter King Jr.” argument. But because we live in this bullshit world. I WILL NOT agree with it. No. Not at all. Kid. Person. Whose name should have NEVER been revealed by a thinking journalists’ brain. Nor should ANY THINKING human being EVER call for his fucking doxing or any such bullshit.

And..

Forreals.

Let’s

FULL. FUCKING. STOP.

THis. COMPLETELY FUCKIKNG MORONIC COMPARISON ENTIRELY. ‘OMG! REPUBLICANS HATED THE PARKALND SHOOTING VICTIMS (notice, I’m not nor have I ever TRULY mentioned th Parkland kid’s name… EVEN IN THE RAMBLING I DID “ABOUT HIM.

WOO… FUCKING. Sah.

THE Parkland kid. Doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about.

The Covington kid. Doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

Man. Covington kid? Parkland kid? BOTH are morons.

BOTH should NEVER be taken seriously IN ANY socual setting. Period.

Why?

Because they’re teenaged males that haven’t developed past the stage of, “OH MY JESUS I WANT TO CUM ALL OVER EVERYTHING BECAUSE I HAVE SPERM IN MHY BALLSACKS!”

And. I mmean. Forreals. Let’s be honest. Of these two teenaged dumb asses. One side BEGGED to be a part of the public psyche. The other just did what he thought was right. (OH MY JESUS! SUCH DEBATE! MUCH CONTROVERSY! SUCH DIVISIVNESS!) I mean. In all seeriousness, it’s truth.

But. Whatever. None of this is important. At all. So much so that I left Amerika for these sort of same reasons. Only to. You know. Be pulled back in. Michael Corleon stule. Because. How stupid of a society we’ve become.

At the end of the day…

THE reason I deided to pull myself back into Amerika. All had to do with realizing.

Riaz Patel, kinda, did this, all of this, already.

Literally.

To you, dear Trump hater. Do you still believe that America voted for trump because the country is filled with NOUTHING but sexist klansmen? Well… this gay, pakistani immigrant, who actually went out to the middle of the country and, you know, ASKED HIS FELLOW HUMAN BEKINGS, what they thought, after he had previouslh made assumptions about them.

And. Guess what.

No.

N.o.

No.

Sure. You made it through this rambling. And congrats.

But no.

I stumbled upon this refreshing anomoly that is Riaz Patel. If you’re a TRUMP HATER!/TRUMPTARD!

YOU do YOUR homework. And realize how awesome this guy is.

I did my bit. I’ve done my bit for years now. And I’m still leaving Amerika.

Riaz Patel is a FAR better human being than I’ll ever be. He is a FAR better human being than you’ll ever be. Discover how so.

Because, dude. I’m leaving Amerika.

I’m leaving Amerika in your hands. I’m introducing you to the arms of Riaz Patel. The Refeshing Anonomly as he is. You do your homework because.

Right?

And… just to remind you…

This? This CAUSED this whole “COVINGTON KIDS” controversy to begin with. Right?

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