REMINDER: I’M NOT FIXING ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND IT WILL MAKE THIS RAMBLING MORE SILLY AND INSTRESTING
Meh… this is a more personal rambling. Somethin that I haven’t done in a long, LONG time. An d I don’t PLAN on doing in the futue. And honestly. This whole issue? It’s barely on the dron of my mind at the moment. I’m more pissed about the latest box office numbers. As heard on the overtime of Drunken Radio Presents: SummerSlam Nightcap and shit.
But… allow me to divert my anger on some random person that just… gets under my skin. Just like he wants to. And it’s COMPLETELY stupid that I allow him to do so. But. Whteer. I guesss… I can’t hewlp it. So. yrah.
Allow me to go into just a couple of details. First. I know his dumb ass through the nerdy community that is e-Wrest;omg/ Second. I know that he’s some sort of HARDKORR~!, “i wanna killz meself” kinda British cunt. Basically. Third. I realize that he has no other outlet than to take his stupid shit out on people, like me, that will get upset over hist stupid cuntin bullshit.
And againl. I should NOT take his words to heart. And I mean, I don’t take them TO HEART, but they’re an annoyance. So… allow me to just say it. Just to give this cunt the satisfaction.
I… it’s hard to say this… I… pretend to be drunk when I write these ramblings. 🙁
I’m a fraud.
I’m a fake.
I’m a phony.
I haven’t been drunk for these past two years. EVER. In facxt. I’m straight edge. Just like my name is CM Punk. And… just like CM Punk… I get my ass kicked by Brock Lesnar.
Like… forreals talk?
Fuck this cunt. Listen to The Drunken Radio Show… when the shows are live. Watch when my ramblings are posted. Tr finding me on any other show I do. Whilst sober. Tell me I’m not drunk. You stupid, piece of shit cunt.
OK. I’ll umm… get back to reality now. Sorry about that.
But one last thing?
C’mon people. it’s 2-13. Stop staying, “That’s so gaty.” Instead… say…