So. Abortion.

Befoore I say ANYTHING. Allow me to begin with:

BY AND LARGE, I’m “pro-abortion.” (NOTE: I didn’t sa, “pro-choice.”)

But.

Oh. No.

I’m a white, lesbian, sis gendered man. Talking about abortion.

Oh. No.

I must be crucified now. Because. You know.

White, lesbian, sis gendered men are NEVER allowed to say what they think about abortion. Ever. Because. White, esbian, sis gendered men will NEVER know what it’s like to. Be pregnant? Or something?

Whatever this post-modern, all non-sense world has made the argument.

At tge end of the day? First trimester? Abort all you want. I’ll even say, swcond trimester, MERHAPS, go for an abootion. Again. MERHAPS. But. Third, trimester? And like partial-birth abortions? GTFO dude, you’e killing a human being. That has unanlianble rights.

But. Legit? Virginia’s Governor is ALL FOR post-birth “abortions.” In accordance to H.R. 2491.


No. I don’t know what the bill says. I’ve heard shit from my anti-abortion conservetarians about how the bill(s) say at ANY time a woman can kill the baby, because, abortion. But I don’t know. Nor is the bill)s) ANYTHING I’m about to talk about.

THat due. Governor Northam. Just said. Infanticide should be legal. “But we’ll make the infant confortable.”


Thanks Goebbels!

TO RECAP:

  1. First trimester, methinks, abort all you want. Second trimester? I’m wishy-washy. Third or partial-birth? Fuck off, dude.
  2. There’s NO SUCH GTHING as “post-birth abortion.” That’s called murder.
  3. My view? Described abouve? That’s. You know. Basically. the average american’s view. So.

I guess? On the issue. I’m very average?

But.

You know.)

Post-modernism, all-nonsese. exists. And Republicans. Asking for a five percent tax cut across the board is now met with, “HOLY SHIT!!@! WHY ARE YOU SO EXTREMIST?!.” So. Merhps, my HIGHLY “pro-abortion,” )NOTE: I didn’t say, “pro-choice”) stance is SO VERY REGRESSIVE in this post-modern, all-nonsense world. But.

I’m sorry man.

Life is valuable. Every life.

As much as I alwasy, repeatedly say EVERY Friday night/Saturday morning, “I need to kill myself.” I never, ever attempt to take my life anymore (only tried once… hate me, slay me). Right?

OMG! THEN WHY ARE YOU PR0-DEATH PENALTRY BUT SOOOOOO BERY VERY VERY ANTI-ABORTION, RYAN?!

I mean. Death penalty is another subjecgt that I’ve never rambled abougt before (like abortion, which, you know, I’m, JUST NOW, rambling about and such). Other than like, merhaps, pasing or something when I said something lieke, “Why hasn’t California killed Charles Manson yet?” Right? Because. Much like abortion, I’m pretty wish-washy. Right?

Should a woman be FORCED to see the heartbeat before EV ERY abortion EVER? Probably not. But should EVCERY BABY EVER be aborted. Just cause? Definitely not. Right?


Louis C.L.?! OH NO! SUCH METOOISM! SUCH SEXISM! TRIGGEREDTRIGGEREDTRIGGERED!
Shut up. Right? Just watch the WHOLE “abortion bit.” It’s… two-threeish minutes long at the starting point of the video there. Or. You know. Be a decent human being and watch the whole Netflix special: 2017.

Murdering babies.

Or shitting.

Right?

By and large. I support shitting. What the Gorernor Northam proposed up there? Is murdering babies.

The end.

Oh. And yes. I’m… yuo know. Not cnvinced about abortion )even in the first trimester) anymore. Because. For the first time in my livfe, I’ve, actually heard some decent )if not GREAT) arguments against it. Not just “OH NO@! KILLING BBIES IS DUMB!” But like. Legit. Moral (OH NO YOU’RE SUGH A HYPOCRITE CAUSE DEATH PENALTY! HATER! TRIGGEREDTRIGGEREDTRIGGERED!), logivl. Reasons. For the first time in my life.

OMG! BEN SHAPIRO IS SUCH A ADOLF HITLER LOVERING NAZI!

Shapiro. Right?

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