The “M” Word – Something Political

Might as well make a miraculuous miscreant much like myself make as much muck around musings as miserable as a musician making “MAGA” hats more mischievious than a mouse, moreover than the misconeptions of a mountain man-handling a molehill. Most likely,  most would mount a moose rather than manslpain the misdirection of the most-simplified version of mathematics. Making the most mischievous among us more mint than the most metallic motor-vejicle made by man.

Mob.

DANG! DARN! DANG IT!

I said the “m” word.

No. the “M” word isn’t “Mexican.” It’s not, “Miggers.” It’s not even, “Maggots.” No. The “M” word is.

Merhaps. I’ve misplaced my misgibings. An Made my bed. But.

Merhaps.

I misundeerstood a word. Making its way ’round the materalial misgivings.

Merhaps. I misslookd rthe word:

“Mob.”


Moments like this mak Mother Mary mourn for our malace!

Merhaps.

Basically man.

This is a rambling. Where. I finally. You know. Talk politicals. And stuffs. Because. Politics is a thing. Here. On RyansDrunkl.com. And whatnot.

Like prior to “the hearing.” I couldn’t care less about the latest accuser of Brett Kavanaugh, “OMG!~@ HE’S ACCUSED OF GANG RAPE NOW!” Or even. Like. I couldn’t care less that. “OMG~! STORMY DANIELS” ATTORNEY IS REPRESENTING THE ACCUSER! SUCH LIARS!” And stuffs. Nothing about tjat whole ordeal made me give a shit. Up until I watched the hearing.

But. Forreals.

I just. Haven’t given a shit.

I mean. “Freedom of speech,” “freedom of thought,” “innocent until probven guilty,” things. Yes. I’ve, og course given a shit. It’s just. Dude. Btett Kavanaugh never once said, like, “Dude. You know what I’ma do when I’m Supreme Court Justice? I’ma repeal me some Roe v. Wades! That’s what Ima doe! And you know what else?! I’ma make condoms illegal! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

First of all. As we all know. Corey Gardner banned birth controll. Kavanaugh couldn’t help what Corey Gardner did. So. We’re all screwed, innit?

Second of all. Stop it dude. Stop it all.

The Kacanaugh situation. It all exposes just hoe ludicrous thw left has become these days. Right? Like. Come on man.

God damn it.

Like. There’s nothing I can add to this shit. Everyone’s already said eveuthing. “INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY” A;l; that. Just. Dude. All of that’s true. All of that’s still MORE THAN relevant. It’s just.

Yes. I hold that point of view. No it doesn’t make me “edgy” or more thought provoking or anthnig. At this point. It’s like a clichie. Righgt?

It’s become Santa Claius. I’ve become a parody of a parody f a parody. Or something.

Sigh. And. Forreals. South Park couldn’t even do it right. At all. Cause. Trey and Matt have lived in California for WAY too long.

Forreals.

Like.

Real talk?

Lindsey FUCKING GRAGAN. Satrized this WHOLE situation better than this new Generaration of Southern Parlanders EVER could.


Where the hell was this guy, for 16ish years, right?

BUT NO! WAITAMINUTE!

WE’RE ON THE LEFT!

AND LINDSEY GRAHAM DISAGRESS WITH US!

LET’S MAKE A GAY JOKE! IN 2018! CAUSE WE”VE MADE SURE THAT”S ACCEPTABLE!


HELLO QUEEN!

So yueah dude. The left. Exposed itself as a total fraud. So. There’s that.

BUT THEN>> OMG!  KAVANAUGH~! IS SO ANGRY~! OMG~! HE’S SO ANGRY AFTER HE WAS RANDOMLY ACCUSED OF GANG RAPE FROM ACCUSATIONS THAT DON’T EVEN PAST THE SMELL TEST! OMG! HE’S SO AGNRY WHAT AN ASSHOLE! CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW ANGRY HE IS?! AFTER HE’S BEEN CALLED A RAPIST CUNT FOR A WEEK AND A HALF?! WE ALL GANGED UP ON HIM AND CALLED HIM A RAPIT ASSHOLE. AND HE NEVER HAD A CHANCE TO DEFEND HIMSELF. THEN. YOU KNOW. WHEN HE COULD DEFEND HIMSELF. HE WAS ANGRY. WHAT AN ASSHOLE. FUCK THIS GUY. HE CAN’T BE IMPARTIAL. EVER. WHAT A TEMPERMENT! YOU KNOW. AFTER FORD’S STORY FELL APART FASTER THAN SOGGY BREAD WITH A 10 POUND BAG OF SAND ON TOP OF IT! WHOA!

WE WENT FROM: “Oh no, this guy might be a threat to our leftist views.” To: “HOLY SHIT! THIS GUY’S GOING TO REPEAL ROE V. WADE… SOMEHOW!” To: “WHAT?! HE RAPED SOMEONE?!” To: “WHAT?! HE GANG RAPED EBERYONE?!” To: “WHAT?! HE’S MAD THAT WE ACCUSED HIM OF RAPE/GANG RAPE?!”

Not just one of these. ALL OF THESE.

You’re a complete. Utter. Moron. If you think any of those things. Forreals.

Dude.

I’m. Me.

You know.

Your humble drunkard from afar.

The same peron I’/ve always been.

You know. the guy that HAED that Doinald Trump was elected. Right?

The guy that HATED that Donal;d Trump was nominated to represent Republicans in the first place.

I’m the guy that’s NEVER TRUMP! THROUGH AN THROUGH!

But dude.

I’m sorry.

All of you PC babies.

Let me tell you.

You’ve lost dude.

All of your Bernie Sanderses. Your Alejandra del grandes~! This “democratic socialism” side of things… You know.

Just.

Maybe. I mistook. My malcontent. My masked vision of misdirection. As much as Kanye may make movements in the “MAGA” migratation. Myself? My misplaced sense of mismanagement has entered a multiverse of multitudes. i once maintaintained a misguided malcontent of managment of my country. Until Many misguided morons melded into minds of multiplexed media.

M-words.

None of this made sense.

Because.

I don’t care.

Kavanaugh is’nt the “BEST” liberyt judge. Ever. Nor is he the worst. He’s basicallty John Roberts. You know. The guy that said “Obamacarte” is constitutional. Somehow. You know. He’ss like. the BIGGEST moderate Trump could have nominated.

Blah. Blah. Blah.

The end art this point?

One of these. ON ME.

Cause. This sucked. Sorry.

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