THE MARK OF THE BEAST~!

HEY GUYS! It’s the Christmas season! And NOTHING screams Christmas more than arguing about Christian theology, right!

YEAH DUDE~!

Look man, this is something I… MAYBE… I’ll stress again… MAYBE talked about in the past on RyansDrunk.com. I don’t know for sure. But man.

As much s I truly do love TheBlaze.

Hell. Love, loved LOVED, the Pat & Stu show.

And I do. Truly LOVE Pat Gray Unleashed.

Hey there, BroLo Pat!

My only prtoblem with both of these shows is when Pat Gray uses Biblical arguments in order to make a point.

Such as, “There’s no problem with Global Warming because God would’ve known from the beginning that man would make things that would produce excess Carbon. He’d have known that this would be a problem and He made earth able to handle it.”

Basically… that’s one of Pat’s go-to arguments on how “Global Warming is false,” essentially/.

Which…

As far as scientific debate goes…

One of these. Obviously.

Sure. Pat also makes the scientific arguments. But. Like. Dude. Stop it with the Bible, it’s not going to proive ANY sort of point, man.

Now. Recently. Since he’s been given his own show on TheBlaze. Minus Glenn Beck. Minus Stu. All that.

He’s kinda been on this kick about implanting computer chips. Don’t get me wrong. It’s not like this is a daily thing he talks about or something. But he’s talked about it a few times now.

Below is, I belive, the first time he brought it up on Pat Gray Unleashed. Dear reader. Take the 5-6ish minutes to listen to him. I beg of you. Or something.

And.

Just.

Dude.

One of these. Obviously.

#1. Elephant in the room or whatever, Pat Gray’s LDS. DUN DUN DUNNN~! Or something.
#2. I’ve been brought up, all of my life, to believe the “END TIMES IS NOWS GUYS~! BARACK OBAMA’S THE ANTICHRIST AND STUFFS!” I mean… that’s hyperbole. A biut. But the point I’m trying to make is valid enough.

Now. I understand the whole, “mark of the beast~!” Hysteria. Seriously I do. But, dear Mr. Gray, I don’t care how you’re doing, I’m just wondering: Where in the hell does the Bible say that the Mark is a computer chip?

Where in the hell in the Bible say that the Mark is iimbed in the sking? I know you quoted Revelations 13:16-17. And just for a refresher.

16 And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:

17 And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

Yes I googled it and copied and pasted. Cast the first stone.

But I mean. Does Revelations not describe the numbers “666” being visible? Because “666” was his name and it was his Mark and all that? Is that not something laid out within the prophecy? Right?

I’ve never, EVER understood this argument. At all.

So please.

Dear, Mr. Gray. Or ANYONE else…

PLEASE.

Explain to me.

How does “generic computer chip implant” AUTOMATICALLY equal the mark of the beast?

For the love of ANYTHIGN sacred. PLEASE.

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Ryan

I’m pretty awesome. I write drunken ramblings. Lover of gaming. Engaged in an on-again-off-again relationship with pro-wrestling. And I am your resident Batman expert.

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