The Media

Man.

Just.

OI can’t.

I mean. I obviously can. And I’m about to. Thus. I will.

But like.

I can’t.

I can’t be continuouysly put in this damn position man. I hate it. i HATE it so much. It constantly makes me question my own sanity. Like. Forreals. But like. Apparently. I now live in a wormhole reality or something where “Du… du hast mich…” means, “You… you have me…” Or something. Apparently, I’ve entered that dimension.

I guess.; At the moment. I’m willing to go down all sorts of like string theory soirts of roadsa at the moment. Becaus.e man. The world. Just. Doesn’t. And won’t. Make. Sense.

However. The one thing. About ALL< of these things I’m about to ramble about that will make sense. Is the fact that the mainstream media flew off the handle. Because. You know. “@realDonaldTrump” tweeted a video that had was… something along the lines of this:

Now. It makes TOTYAL sense that the mainsteram media is going to have a field day about this. Hell.

The mainstream meia had a field day.

You know.

Abotu this ABSOLUTE nothing burger.

This image IS more dramatic than the actual image. Cause. You know. Arrows.

So. Of course. CNN. MSNBC. CBS. NBC. ABC. All of them. They’re going to be like. “WTF?! DONALD TRUMP ATTACKED US IN A MEME~! ‘PHYSICALLY~!’ SUCH VIOLENCE~! MUCH PHYSICALITY~!

“THE RIGHT’S PROMOTING VIOLENCE LIKE ALWAYS~!”

And. I mean. In the end. All of their claims. It just bouils down to one of.

You know.

These:

#1. Should The President of the United States have tweeted that meme. Thing That it is? No. Of course he shouldn’t have.
#2. Does his tweet “promote violence” against journalists? No. Of course it doesn’t.
#3. Should the 25th ammendement of the Conhstitiution be implemented, over this tweet and  the “covfefe” tweet? Honestly. I don’t KNOW. But. I’m gonna read. Right now. What the 25th amendment says. So bear with me, dear reader. I mean. For you. This process will be instantaneous or whatever. But. Trust me. I’m gonna take a minute or two before I continue writing.
The answer to the first proposed question is: No. Stop it. GTFO.
It just seems as though “dems” are out of ideas and they’re trying to remove both Donald Trump and Mike Pence from office. By invoking these dumb “25th Amendment~@!” calls.
#4. Should there be a 28th amenedment that says: “The President shall not awaken from his slumber, release his bladder whilst using Twitter?” I mean. Probably. Thing’s are just going to get worse from here, man. EWatch the documentary, Idiocracy.

ALL that is needed here. Is for. You know. SOMEONE. ANYONE.

ANY.

SINGLE.

ANCHOR.

PERSON.

Somone of SOME importance to be like:

“Hey. You know what? During the Obama administration? We didn’t care, man. We, the fifth estate — the news media, allowed that President to get away with WAY too much. Hell, under his presidency, the IRS became a federal WEAPON. And WE, the NEWS MEDIA, ignored it. America. We messed up. We apologize. And we’re going to try our best to rectify this situation. However, there are things going on under this current administration that have gained our interest — yes, these things interested us much more easily than they did under the previous president. That doesn’t make our concerns any more or less valid.”

Just.

You know.

HAVE SPOME SORT OF SENSE OF CONSISTERNCEY. Or. ANYTHING. Man.

This.

This divide in Amertica.

Fuck.

Dude.

Responsiliberty.

Someone on CNN JUST has to say…

“You know, America. We were wrong. We tried to blame Sarah Palin’s PAC for putting out an image that said: ‘Voters, we need to target these districts.’ We tried to spin that to meaning Sarah Palin created Gabby Gifford’s assassination attempt. When in reality, Gifford’s would-be assassin was just, legitimately, insane. He didn’t TRULY follow any sort of ideology.

“We are greatly concerned about this divide in America. We are concerned that this divide will lead to more violent attacks. Our greatest hope is that none of our viewers take our words that criticize the current administration — and use them in order to justify violence. We are deeply concerned for the future of America, as are most American citizens. However, we will never, ever advocate for violent actions.”

But.

You know.

Instead.

CNN’s just going to put another pannel together. And they’re all going to. You know. Argue with each other about whether or not Russia hacked the election. And. Gave Donald trump the victory. And then. They’re all going to complain about how the right is so wrong.

And stuffs.

And.

Nothing’s going to be accomplished.

BECAUSE~!

RATINGS~!

ECHO CHAMBER!~!

AWESPOME~!

AMAZING~!

WQE WIN~!

FOX NEWS IS DYING~! LET’S GITEM~!

Couple of final thoughts.

Told in memes.

I already expressed this to, you know my nonexistent readers. But. Now. I share with you, dear media members. This little meme. Thing. That’s actually awesome. For once.

And finally.

Another little tidbit of nothingness. Probablty. But. You know. I’ve got to comment on it anways. Because. It all ties into all of this. So. Here we go. Here’s this other meme. That. You knows. Deserves some sort of commenty thing. Because I saw soemone on my Facebook page post it. Or whatever.

#1. The president of the United Startes should be able to withstand ANY sort of “v erbal” attack. “Media” attack. “Media questioning.” Whatever. If that President isn’t strong enoug hto handle the onsluahgr from the American Media. That president is probably. At least. You know. Mentally still in Middle School. Or whatever.
#2. Barrack Obama NEVER faced the sort of criticism that Donald Trump has. Obama had to deal with: Fox News and Talk Radio. That was the only TRUE brunt of the attack he had to deal with. Sure. Infowars and other dumb asses of the like existed. But to compare Donald Trump’s media attacks’ to Barack Obama’s media attacks IS. LEGIT. Apples and. Fucking. grapes. Forreals.

I’m done.

kbye.

Or. Whatever.

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Ryan

I’m pretty awesome. I write drunken ramblings. Lover of gaming. Engaged in an on-again-off-again relationship with pro-wrestling. And I am your resident Batman expert.

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