This Disastrous Season of Tough Enough

REMINDER: I’M NOT FIXING ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND IT WILL MAKE THIS RAMBLING MORE SILLY AND INSTRESTING

OK. Yes. Mostly. I’m ranting about this due to the past two weeks of the show. And also…. some Christ Benoiting happening inbetween. You know what I’m on about. Stop pretending like you have no idea what “Chris benoiting” means. You know. EXACTLY. What I’m talking about.

Sorry for saying words only to make the paragraph longer.

But seriouslty. This whole entire season of WWE;s Tough Enough is pretty much summed up in a nutshell with this here.

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Because. I mean. Seriously guys.

Seriousyl.

Why in the LIVING FUCK is this guy still in the competition?

…seriously?

Speaking on behalf of all of obese America, for just this instance. Let me tell you. There is 0 need for us to see a “hero” on television. Generally speaking, we understand that NO ONE that is TRULY heroic would ever be in the physical condition that we are. I mean. Seriously. There will, NOR SHOULD THERE EVRR VE, an oibese Jack Bauser. There will never. EVER. Be an obese “face of the WWE.”

So like.

Seriously guys?

Why in the fuck is this piece of shit still on the show? Because he “has heart?” Does he? Like… literally? Does he have ANY sort of heart? Triple H. Said he did. That one time. but… who are you to trust Triple H in situations like this? WWE UNIVERSE~! (YEAH~!) THIS IS THE SAME GUY THAT’S LIKE “DANIEL BRYAN IS SUCH A CUNT!~1~@!”

Yet… you… seemingly believe him when he once said that “ZZ” has heart enought to win the competition?

Sigh… I know I’m “blurrying the lines of kayfave” or whatever. But. Fuck you. This cunt should have been gone AT LEAST three weeks ago. Seriously. There isn’t ONE redeeming thing about this guy. NOT ONE. He ISN’T entertaining. He DOESN’T have “the heart.” He has… fuck all. And yet… you stupid cunts keep voting for him to stay each an every week.

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Seriousyl guys.

Again.

Nothing.

Redeemable.

About.

“ZZ.”

At.

All.

Stop this.

Roman Reigns eyes…

There is NOTHIGN redeeming about this “ZZ” cunt. Stop it. Seriously. Stop. it.

“ZZ” is not. Nor will he EVER be a “WWE Superstar.” Patrick? Mada? You know. People that have been eliminated because of this stupid cuunt? People that DESERVE to have a $509,000 WWE contract? They are the UNDENIABLE winners of TOugh Enough. Instead. This dumbed down (SO MUCH SO tjat the word “TEAM” MUST BE IN FRONT OF THE NAME OF ANY FUCKING FACTION EVER) version of WWE fans… or.. I mean… WWE Universe… has decided that this obese (again… comments from aboe), no talent (same comments should still be applicable), unentertaining, stupid ciunt… is worthy of being a…

No. Not “WWE Superstar…”

But being a fucking wrestler. Period?

Stop it.

THE FUCKING BIG O IS MUCH MORE OF A WRESTLER THAN THIS STUPID CUNT. And he was eliminated “day owne.” Of that stupid special episode thing. On the WWE Network. Which… you kow… as Foley says… is available for an undisclosed sum of U.S. dollars. And whatnot.

But…

This guy?

Not a wrestler. Stop it.

But hey.

What do I know?

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Ryan

I’m pretty awesome. I write drunken ramblings. Lover of gaming. Engaged in an on-again-off-again relationship with pro-wrestling. And I am your resident Batman expert.

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