This. Fucking. Election.

This is something that I’ve mentioned every now and then on RyansDrunk.com.

It’s something so insignificant. Yet. So appropriate at times. But basically, What I’m about to go on about is:

Whenever I’m about to start to write something here. I first smash my hand down on my keyboard before I retrieve that whole, “red text” disclaimer thing.And while this happens more often than not, it’s still a point to kickstart this whole thing. Because. Easiness is easy. Or something.

But the point is, the first three letters that appeared after I slammed my hand on my keyboard spelled out:

“sad”

Once again.

This elecgtion cyce has been one of the saddest things I’ve witnessed in my adult life. Granted, that doesn’t cover MUCH ground. But still. It’s worth noting here., that within my adult life I had to endure This Fucking Election.

And yet. No one’s got the balls enought to diagram and dissect this election cycle in the sdame sor t of veign? It makes no sense to me.

This has been, by far, the most extreme, violent, ugliest, and downright worst election cycle I’ve ever seen. And all I’m looking for is soe sort of timeline of events. Something that documents how terrible this whole ordeal has been. Because. I mean.

Conventional wisdon states: The general election is going to come down to HIllary Clinton and Donald Drumpf.

These two candidates are two peas in a piod. But be that as it may.

There needs to be a documented record. of what’s transpired. Because., Legit. I’m pretty sure I’ll be headed to some sort of “camp” in the near future anyways. Especially if if the latter is elected President. Forreals. I know. I know. Goodwin’s law.

Shut up.

If it looks like a Hitler.

Quacks like a Hitler.

Talks like a Hitler.

Walks like a Hitler.

Smells like a Hitler.

Perpetuates Brown Shirts like a Hitler…

Chances are…

You get the drift.

The point of this here ravling is, there NEEDS to be a document of events. Of THIS election. Much like there was in 2008. When the proprietor of This Fucking Election gave a shit. I give a shit. And thuis. I began a little endeavor last week. It hasn’t improved much. It just needs some help. Some research. Some [peole that give a shit.

I put forth:

ThisFuckingElection.RyansDrunk.com

And. Yeah. It is a work in progress. But itWILL be completeld. I just. I just need some help with it. That’s all. Legit. This is something that I KNOW needs to be done. And it will be completed. No matter what happens. There needs to be a reccord of events that brought us to this place.

In one way or another.

Most likely. Given the fact that Donald Drumpf wants to limit the first amendment. AND he’s MORE than willing to PHYSICALLY BULLY journalists (EVEN IF THEY’RE AFFILIATED WITH A “YUGELY” SUPPORTIVE MEDIA ENTITY).

There’s needs to be some sort of documentation of all of this.

But that’s just on the right.

On the left. You’ve got a candidate that could face Federal Indictment. She is a known liar. And she’s had the GULL to lie about a fallen soldier’s mother. Or. You know. Then there’s a self-admitted socialist. An old fart that. Legit. Honeymooned. In Communist Russia.

Either way.

THIS. Fucking. Election.

It NEEDS to be covered. If you’ve got any sort of helping hand? It would be appreciated.

To help:
TWITTER: @Ryans_Drunk
FACEBOOK: RyansDrunk
GMAIL: RyansDrunkDOTcom@gmail.com

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Ryan

I’m pretty awesome. I write drunken ramblings. Lover of gaming. Engaged in an on-again-off-again relationship with pro-wrestling. And I am your resident Batman expert.

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