Trump Salutes North Korea?!

dFirst and foremost. I was on “the feront lines” of peoples bitching that Obama “apologized” and “bowed down” to everyone. Ever.  And how degrading it was to the presidentcy and shit. Right. I mean. Come off it. The dude. LEGITIMATELY. BOWED DOWN. TO HER ROYAL HIGHESS HERSELF…

You know. The Mayor of Tampa, Florida.

Oh WOW~! SUCH RESPECT~! MUCH AWESOME~!

But… Donald Trump doesn’t know the protocol, just as muych as a North Korean… general person. Thing…

OMG~! THE WORLD ENDED~!


It’s terrible that Trump salutes him. Of course. But like. Come on man.

The actuality of the situation is FAR more inconsequential than the single-framed picture of the salute.

To break it dowqn: President Trump shakes some NoKo’s hand. He steps over to the next NoKo, general person, puts his hand out to shake. NoKo’s like, “No, I gotta salute the POTUS.” So he does. THEN goes to shake his hand. In the meantime, Trump attempts handshake, to be met by a salute, he obliges. Then a handshake.

Sigh.

THAT’S HOW PETTY YOU GUYS ON THE LEFT HAVE BECOME. Making it like, “OMG~! ALL HE EVER DID WAS SALUTE WHILST THE NOKO GENERAL JUST WANTED A HANDSHAKE~!” No. Stop iot. GTFO.

But hey.

Remember how the media, people pn th left were al GUNG HO~! worried about war with Korea? And. Legit. I.. you know… have been worried about it too. Now? now the narrative is, OMG~! Trump is best friends with Kim Jung Un~! Just like Putin!

Which.

Just.

One of these. Obviously.

M? Personally? I’m pretty positibe that this whole meeting thing. You know. The one with Trump/Jung un personny things. All of that.

You know. This historic momenty. Meeting. Thing.

I’m pretty God damn positibe. That. All of it. Everything that happened. In reality? It ewas like that scene from House of Cards where kevin Spacey/Frank Underwood (pore-#MeToo) met with Republican Presidential nomineee, Will Conway (you know, the dude from the Academy Award Winning film, Suicide Squad.)

And.

You know.

All they di was play games on their phones.


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