You Cannot Block My Shtoyle

Oh my Jesus, dude. Can you believe it?! Mark Zuckerberg was put in his place! Did you see him squirm so hard on his baby booster seat? Like. OMG. What a baby! WOW!

WOW! OMG! HE’S SUCH A LITTLE SHIT THAT HE NEEDED A BOOSTER SEAT! OMG! WOW!

But. Basically. Man. All of this? OMG REPUBLICANS MAKE FUN OF MARK ZUCKERBERG CUZ BOOSTER SEATZ~! And stuffs. But dude., All of this. This whole hearing. Is MOSTLY due to the fact that democrats are looking to Donald Trump’s Presidency. And how Russia paid Facebook for exposure. Because. You know. Russia *ONLY* influenced people to vote for Donald Trump. Wink. Wink.

Hrmph. Well… That… you know… complicates the media narrative.

OMG! Stormy Daniels!. That’s… you know. A thing. Happening. In the world. Something? (THE ONLY ANGLE I CARE ABOUT THE WHOLE “Stormy Daniels” SITUATION IS HOW COMPL;ETE HIPPCRITS MANY-A PEOPLE ON THE RIGHT ARE BEING. BE IT RELIGIOUS FIGURES, POLITICIANS, WHOMEVER. EVERYONE THAT EXCUSES THE SITUATION, ESPECIALLY IN COMPARISON TO THE CLITNON/LEWINSKY DEBACLE IS PRETTY AMUSING AND EXPOSING AND. YOU KNOW. SAD! trump style!)

But hey! Did you know that Ted Cruz grilled the shit out of Martk Zuckerberg?! Oh my Jesus. He did such a good job. YOU GET ‘IM TEDDY! YOU MAKE YOURSELF VERY MUCH TRUSTed! YOU DO IT DUDE! GOOD JOVB!


As much as I’ve LOVED Ted Cruz in the past…

It’s. Uh… You know. Kinda painful to admit. That he. You know. Pretty much channelled his inner Alan Alda. Legit. Right? Well… it was more Ben Sasse that chanelled Alan Alda. But still (and I actually like Ben Sasse a LOT more than Cruz these days… I think… pretty sure).

But I mean. Netiehr were anywhere NEAR as dumb or bad as… you know…


Orrin Hatch.

Facebook. Love it. Hate it. Whatever, man. Zuvkerberg should’ve channell;ed his inner Howard Hughes and walked out of that Sante hearing like… RIGHY away man. ESPECIALLY after that Hatch questioning.

Who the fuck is the Government to ask ANYONE, “How do you make money?” GTFO dude. Right?

BUT OMG~! HAVE YOU SEE NRTHIS?! HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THIS?! STORMY DANIELS IS DOING SOMETHING~! OMG~! TRUMP’S IN TROUBLE NOW~!

And so here we are. In 2018 America.

Where we can’t find, “One.”

Sigh.

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