10 Years of Drunken Ramblings — Part 7 — The Conspiracy~! OH NO!

I mean, it’s pretty much not a conspiracy,at all, that Google is censoring the shit out of my website right now. But. Whatever.

OH N0! JFK!

9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB!

MASSIVE VOTER FRAUD ███████████████████████████████████~!

It’s pretty God damn crazy, right? Jesus Christ.

The fact. The fucking fact that I had to do that, joke, satire, drunken rambling, whatever.

The fucking fact that I FEEL that that black bar NEEDS to exists means we’re in a fucking terible world, brother.

So. Uh.

God damn it.

Here’s the rest of the rambling.

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JFK was shot by Lee Harvey Oswald. Get over it.

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Forreals.

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9/11 was comitted by a bunch of pissed off ███████, just like South Park once said. Get over it.

More than likely, ██████ are real. But. For, whatever reason, it’s still a big deal to acknowledge this fact. So sayeth the Pentagon and Niel Degrasse Tyson and Bill Nye the Computer Science Guy.

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And uh. Yeah.

I think that’s about it.