What’s On My Mind Vol. IV

REMINDER: I’M NOT FIXING ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND IT WILL MAKE THIS RAMBLING MORE SILLY AND INSTRESTING

So. Words. Things. Introduction! WOW!

1. Why am I still straight? Like. Seriously. I have no idea how it is that I haven’t just given up on this whole “female attraction” thing by now. I mean really. Women are just… the worst. Well. If men didn’t exist. Because. Seriously. But… I guess. The answer is. Boobs. VBoobs are pretty muc hthe answer to all of life’s ills. But really though. I don’t know why igive myself this added layer of stress. But then agin… Boobs. I hate being a lesbian.

   

2. The Deadpool trail er is undeniably awesome. But. Don’t let yourself be fooled by the mindless Marvel fans. This is HARDLY the “first ever” “Hard-R” Comic book movie.
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3. I saw Chloe Dykstra on Screen Jonkie’s Movie Fights youtuveshow/podcast thing. And I was like, “HEY! THERE’S TRIPLE H!” tHEN I realized she had her nudes leaked as park of the pre-fappening. And… yeah. I’ll shut up.
4. I’ve Been watching late ’97 Monday Night Raw lately. And. It was pretty much just after the Hulk Hogan nonsense came to light or whatever. And. While I’m not going to use is as an argument in that man’s favor (because I already… kinda sorta… argued too much in his favor already). But like.

   

   But like. The point of this is. In today’s outrage society. There’s NO FUCKING way WWE could everr. EVER get away with something like this. There’s NO FUCKING WAY DeGeneration-X circa ’97 exists in this politically correct climate. For all of us wrestling fans that itch about this “PH era,” I say to you, you’ve gotta first help clean out this nonsense that the political, American left has against the first ammendment.
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5. The deep web is a very intriguing, scary thing. But. I’ll just be honest. I’d only be interested in the “new” Pink Meth thing.
6. Jesus.
7. I’ll just quit while I’m not at all ahead. Because. Yeah. Nothing else is coming to my mind that doesn’t have anything to do with politics. But I want to talk about all of that tomorrow. So… How about another view of this girl’s nice rack? Right? Meh.