Pubescent Big Mouths

Puberty.

Maybe it’s just me.

But like.

This time perdiod. Likelt thoroughout middleschool and into high school. Puberty wasn’t that big of a deal or me.

Maybe.

That’s just because, for me, puberty wasn’t that big of a deal. I mean. Sure. Masturbation happened. Frequently. In wasy that even this Netflix show, Big Mouth, couldn’t evenfathom. Hell. They were WAY too afraid to go to the places I went to, as far as masturbation goes. You know. In my pubescent stage.

But like. In all honesty?

Alkl I could think of while I watched this show, was: Puberty wasn’t that bad.

I mean.

There DEFINIZtle wasn’t a “Puberty Mpmster.”

But then again.

I was highly suicidal throughjout middle school and into high school.

So.

Maybe.

I’m just talking out of my ass. Or something.

But really.

I just want to ramble.

Because.

Like.

TheBlaze. A “news source” that I reallly, truly, DEEPLY actuall y like, was all like, “PARENTS~! Netflix is about to indoctrinate your kids withs a new cartoon~!”

You know.

Like this.

And.

Just.

My Mormon boy, Pat Gray’s all like, “Oh no this is seriously dangerous~@!”

When in reality, a creator of the show only expressed that “Yeah, it’d be cool if teenaged girls watched it.”

RIGHT WING OUTRAGE ENGAGE~!

Just stop it.

“Conservatives.” As much as you bitch about snowflakes. Make sure you’re not becoming one yourself.

The end?

I don’t know.