TRIGGER WARNING BECAUSE WE LIVE IN THIS DUMB ASS SOCIETY: This is the first part of, what will hopefully only be a two part series.
So, I’ve been working on an epic, “How Donald Trump got Elected” rambling for a few hours now.
And. Make no mistake about it. That rambling is coming.
But first. Since. You know. I’m pretty much drained at this point. Let’s just FOR NOW at least cover the basics.
Of the 2016 election. ITSELF.
Hundreds of thousands, if not millions of white supremacists didn’t decide, to all of a sudden, vote for Donald Trump.
Hundreds of thousands, if not millions of sexists didn’t decide to, all of a sudden, vote for Donald Trump.
Hundreds of thousands, if not millions of homophobes didn’t decide to, all of a sudden, vote for Donald Trump.
Hundreds of thousands, if not millions of Islamophobes didn’t decide to, all of a sudden, vote for Donald Trump.
Hundreds of thousands, if not millions of xenophobes didn’t decide to, all of a sudden, vote for Donald Trump.
Russia didn’t hack the election totals.
And. I mean.
None of these things are, “What Happened,” either. Obviously.
First and foremost. Donald Trump. As much as he is a horrible, reprehensible human being, “grab them by the pussy,” “I could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue.” All of that.
He was a genuine person.
To my recollection. He didn’t go to the fast food restaurants, spewing nonsense to the fellow consumers, “OH HOW MUCH I LOVE GOING HERE~!”
Donald Trump? He had his underlings bring him McDonald’s on his Trump Jet. Plane.
Damn it, saying “Trump Jet” makes him sound like Batman.
Why does THIS matter?
Because it shows how authentic the people are. Trump’s going to eat McDonald’s, sure. But he’d never step foot in such fast food joint. He’s above that. THAT’S WHO HE IS.
Hillary’s constantly trying to sell herself as one of the common person. When. She. Obviously isn’t.
I mean. Come on.
Hillary Clinton is trying to be amazed by seeing balloons at her party’s convention.
Trump’s going to be the most amazing spectacle ever seen at a Republican convention.
Sure. Hillary Clinton will try to make sure that everyone Pokemon Go..es the the polls.
Trump’s telling America he’s going to drain the swamp.
He’s telling everyone that the “Hillary Clintons” of the world are phony politicians. He’s not. And I mean, he’s got proof to back it up. Kinda. As seen above. He’s going to “drain the swamp.” Which is what the initial, ACTUALLY ORGANIC, grass roots movement of the TEA Party was all about. Getting rid of ALL incumbents. Republicans. Democrats. EVERYONE in Washington. They all sucked. They all needed to go. That was the INITIAL point of the TEA Party. Then it became nothing but a grass roots shill for the Republican Party come 2010’s mid-terms.
Donald Trump embodied all of this.
Because. He, by and large, appeared to be genuine. One of the BIGGEST talking points of Trump supporters was, “He ONLY speaks his mind~!”
Even South Park kinda admitted that. Again. KINDA. But. I mean. If you even SEMI-followed what happened during South Park’s run last year, you knew how much they were banking on a Hillary victory. And such.
But I digress.
Again. Let me stress.
White supremacists didn’t win the election for Donald Trump. Nor did homophobes, sexists, Islamophobes, xenophobes, or anyone else. Did those people vote for him? I’m pretty positive that they did. But those people are such a small portion of the population, Trump’s former claims of “voter fraud” (even though… you know… he won the election…) are MUCH more valid.
More and more, I’m convinced, especially given that recent interview I showed at the beginning — Donald Trump didn’t win.
Hillary Clinton lost.
And… I mean… if you’ve read this far. And you’re new to RyansDrunk.com or me or… whatever. And you happen to think I’m some sort of “Trumptarded~! FAKE NEWSY~!” Kind of person. Just…. check out…