Still hasn’t gotten better than this… STFU Fight Forever! For… plenty-a reason, right? I’m not sure if this is true or not. But I heard [more…]
The deals? You know them. These are hauku things. That happem. Every year. You’ve seent them. I’ve wirtten them. We’ve been here before. Like Always. [more…]
This should probably be a designated “QUICK RAMBLING.” But. Nah. WAY too many people Podcastyness. Are getting hundreds of thosands of views and shit. Based [more…]
And so brothers. Sisters. People of all… humanity… Rockstar Games. The subsidiary of Take-Two Interactive, have finally brought to you the trailer for the sixth [more…]
It’s been 5avery since I’ve done a “drunken watching of…” rambling. So. Shut up. It’s still Halloween to me damn it! The RyansDrunk.com tradition that [more…]
Nevermind rthe fact that I’ve got no idea who Solo Sikoa is meant to be competing against at Crown Jewel based on that “featured image” [more…]
DISCLAIMER: Typos. Drunk. Stuffs. Just like last time. But more typos now cause I don’t care as much about this one. BUT… still DO care. [more…]
DISCLAIMER: Hi, hello. Bottom line. I’m actually trying again. Whoops. Whoopsie. Look. Dude. I’m no one. I don’t matter. I should have been unalived years [more…]
DISCLAIMER: I am drunk. But this is one of those rare times where I wanna be as serious as I can. Merhaps there’s going to [more…]
Because I don’y care about how my sentences end. Because I’m a human being. Not a grammar robot. As much as I do enjouy me [more…]
Windham Rotunda was a man that was one year my senior. From everything that I know and have heard of him, he was a creative [more…]
Jesus Christ. It’s been WAY TOO FUCKING LONG since I’ve done someything fun like this, yopu know? No “agenda” No…. I dunno… continuity? Just. Boom. [more…]
Da da da DUT da DUH! CJARGE! da da da DUT da DUH! CHARGE! “Mom?” I asked. “Who;’;s Charge?” I’m pretty sure it was her [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
Let’s talk about Liberty Mutual’s LiMu Emu and Doug. Because apparently, when someone in a marketing meeting said, “You know what people want in their [more…]
Alright. Let’s do this. Legit. Motherfuckers. Whoops. There goes the ad revenue that doesn’t exist. Jesus. Mary. And Joseph. There they were. Little baby Jesus. [more…]
I know what you’re thinking. rthis rambling is clearly about how the Kansas City Chiefs are as dominant as the 2000s-2010s Patriots. Andy Reid stole [more…]
I mean. It’s a historical thing in the histry of the world an d America and such. So. I mean. I need to say something? [more…]
I guess. Let’s start here. The only reason I ever knew that a Will Ospreay existed is because he and Ricochet did a flippitedy-do-dah in [more…]
