Dude… I just watched Once Upon a Time in Hollywood for the first time.. And klike… immediatled? I thought of Newcastle. And Keegan. That sonummagun… [more…]
“ON SCREEN!” My dad exclaimed happily as he… I dunnp… pressed play, or something, on the VCR remore. Like… OK… Obviously I lived in the [more…]
“UPUPUPUPUPUPUPdowndowndowndowndownUPUPUPUP” That’s what he said. Over and over and over. He was the closest thing I had to a best friend. Shit. Nah. My bad. [more…]
Cut to… Dad’s got the camcorder in front of us. My friend from church, Donovan, is waving his hands all silly like. Dad’s focussing on [more…]
REMINDER: ChatGPT wrote 99% of this “drunken rambling.” My input is only in adding images, changing names (and the like), and inserting transitions for continuity. [more…]
Whatever you’re about to say. Stop it. Calm down. Stop. Collaborate and listen… Or something…? Don’t listen. But read. Whatever. All Out 2021. Was. And [more…]
*SLAP* It was the one and only time my Dad slapped me across the face. I was six-years0old. My cousin, Kendrick, had come obver. [more…]
I mean… I’ve been writing stuffs and things down, that crawl up into the ole’ skull up there for 12 years now. I’m [more…]
EDIT: It is currently October 7th of 2023. And. There’s no way I can complete my WHOLE story in one year. Obviously. Laziness happened. Or [more…]
Well… obviously, yes. 2022 is over now. But. Just… This rambling’s styill gonnsa be awesome. I don’t even care. Basically? This is going to be [more…]
Yeah man… a lot like my top 10 horror/slasher movies… I’m pretty sure that I did the same bit in the podcasts of yesteryear, where [more…]
Damn it, Jon Favreuea/// why’d you have to riop off Christopher Sopranao?! You lazy asshole. I bet Christopher gave you all of the ideas for [more…]
Alright. Let’s do this. Legit. Motherfuckers. Whoops. There goes the ad revenue that doesn’t exist. Jesus. Mary. And Joseph. There they were. Little baby Jesus. [more…]
I know what you’re thinking. rthis rambling is clearly about how the Kansas City Chiefs are as dominant as the 2000s-2010s Patriots. Andy Reid stole [more…]
I mean. It’s a historical thing in the histry of the world an d America and such. So. I mean. I need to say something? [more…]
I guess. Let’s start here. The only reason I ever knew that a Will Ospreay existed is because he and Ricochet did a flippitedy-do-dah in [more…]
It is nineteen ninety nine nine na nine. It is nineteen ninety nine nine na nine. It is nineteen ninety nine nine na nine. It [more…]
Weird. I know. But we’re gathered here today to discuss the lore of Maewyn Succat. The Romano-Brittano0-sinetgubg-born would-be saint given the name Saint Patrick. Did [more…]
I wanted to hold off on this rambling until June for the obvious, “BLAH~! Father’s Day~!” reasons. But. I. Absolutely need to do this now. [more…]
On this day. I see clearly. But I don’t. At all. tbf. I just wanted to start this off by saying something akin to… like… [more…]
