So… I’ma do my best to bang through this. Right? Shut up, crime. 2022 is the year of Top 10 lists. Boom. 10. Lex Luger [more…]
Merhaps, I’m going a bit out of order. I don’t know. Nor do I care. Obviously. Bit. What I do know is… this rambling here? [more…]
And,,, here it is… I’m pretty damned positive that this here… is the first top 10 list I eever wrote for RyansDrunk.com. Or… you know.. [more…]
So… HA! Here’s a RUSSO SWERVE~! The very first “Top 10 List” I ever wrote to milk like this, dude. It happened in high school. [more…]
So. Uh. We’ve been here for going on 11 years now. Right? I’ve made WAY too many mistakes. FFS. Just looking through my past ramblings, [more…]
First and foremost, let me just say… although I haven’t seen No Way Home, I know… two spoilers from the movie. One of which is [more…]
Unlike last year, I wanna do just a quick, little bit of… whatever this is before the haikus… Basically, I’m going to try and go [more…]
Don’t Look Up stars Leonardo… poerson…. and Jennifer LAWrence (whom, I swear to god I thought she was the actress from Kimmy Schmidt or “Erin” [more…]
I mean. Everything that always affected me? I wrote a whole ass thing about it. About how the hollidays, Christmas… things… it always pisses(ed_ me [more…]
Now. I know this story is like, MONTHS passed its delivery date but. Hear me out. Let me start this rambling by saying two things. [more…]
Halloween is a favorite time of year for me. I mean. I don’t particualy enjoy being scared. Yet. I do. I LOVE, especially, going to [more…]
Dude? Will Chris Pratt be a good Mario? I’ve got no idea. As a Batman expert, I’ve learned that you can’t judge an actor by [more…]
Evan and Jason? You know. The creators/producers/show runners/documentarians/etc. of Dark Side of the Ring? As far as I know? They’re awesome people. Legit. No matter [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
Let’s talk about Liberty Mutual’s LiMu Emu and Doug. Because apparently, when someone in a marketing meeting said, “You know what people want in their [more…]
Alright. Let’s do this. Legit. Motherfuckers. Whoops. There goes the ad revenue that doesn’t exist. Jesus. Mary. And Joseph. There they were. Little baby Jesus. [more…]
I know what you’re thinking. rthis rambling is clearly about how the Kansas City Chiefs are as dominant as the 2000s-2010s Patriots. Andy Reid stole [more…]
I mean. It’s a historical thing in the histry of the world an d America and such. So. I mean. I need to say something? [more…]
I guess. Let’s start here. The only reason I ever knew that a Will Ospreay existed is because he and Ricochet did a flippitedy-do-dah in [more…]
It is nineteen ninety nine nine na nine. It is nineteen ninety nine nine na nine. It is nineteen ninety nine nine na nine. It [more…]
