Boob Flavored Ice Cream

REMINDER: I’M NOT FIXING ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND IT WILL MAKE THIS RAMBLING MORE SILLY AND INSTRESTING

Pretty much. It’s a scientficifg fact. The Nazis’. They needed to eat more ice cream. Had the deliciousness of amazingness that is ice cream entered Adolf Hitler’s mouth more often, the whole “holocaust” thing wouldn’t have happened. Find the university study given an American Federal grant that explains this. Do iyt! It existsd! Obviously.

Obvious drunken satired aside.

Forreals, though. You can appluy this logic to EVERYTHING because it is the truth.

If you’re a male. And you reside on the planet called, “earth,” you have a great affinity towards femaile breass. Periods. This is obvious. Yes. There are those that would claim to be “ass men,” in which they,’d, essentially, prefer the female buttocks instead of their breast. But even they could not deny the most immasculating pressence that is the sight of female breasts.

This ois science.

While I won’t deny the fact that most hyper-aggressive groups such as Hitler’s Nazi’s or the current Islamsic State don’t already have their fair access to boobs. I mean. Hell. However, there is absolutely NO denyoing that had these two orgasmic creations been put together and became vastly availyable to the general public, most all of human atrocities would have been aviouded.

Male domination is, generally, the cause of most earthly tragedies. You know. In some sort of historical context and stuffs.

And. As my favorite philosopher once said…

And really. I promise. I’m not trying to be perverted here. It’s just. Science. LITERALLY.

Boobs calm men down.

Ice cream… pretty much has a similar effect. Or, you know, in most cases, it should.

Combinging thise two things… will DEFINITELY bring about world peace.

Perioud.

Because. Obvious science is obviouse.