Dudde. I mean Forreals \. It’s WELL documented that Vince McMahon HATES sneezes. Right? Well… Uh… TAKE THAT, VINNIE MAC! But nah dud. There’s ONE [more…]
Last time… My mischievous, minuscule mousings made months prior made a mortician magnify the mistakes of a mere middle-schooled misfit. Moreover, the mafia is mischieviously [more…]
So. Today. This day. When this rambling is published, which, obviously, wasn’t the day it was written ))but it’s not TOO far away either) marks [more…]
I nean. It’s been over two years since I’ve don one of these. And. In all honesty? I have no idea where this is going [more…]
I said I was going to do a bunc of ramblings celebrating 80 years of Batman. And all that. And. I mean. I intended to [more…]
Befoe I say anything. Let me just preface it all with these little tidbits. I just now tried watching the full Double of Nothing pre-show, [more…]
OH NOEZ~! HERE IZ SPOILZ~1 AND STUFFS~! AND THINGS~! AND WORDS~! No. Forrealz. There’s gonna be sporatic spoilers throughout this whole rambling. So. SPOILERS. AFTER. [more…]
It was around 10:30 pm, local time. when I heard the news that a wrestler had died on May 23, 1999. My mom had told [more…]
So. Like. What’s there to say right? Once upon a 2013 or so. I lost my shit over Ben Affleck being cast as Batmann. I [more…]
So. Yeah man. Welcome to a nother installment of “Rapid Fire Reviews.” Where I, you know, revie things. Rapidly. Or. Like. “rapidly,” as possible and [more…]
Just the other day, when I wrote My Top 10 Batman Villains, I said I’d be doing a couple a’ things here on RyansDrunk.com to [more…]
Decided to have just a couple of drinks tonight. Cause. I was bored. Basically. So. Whatever. But hey. It is now. Five years to the [more…]
So. Yeah. We last legt our adeventure with “SmackDown vs. Raw 2008.” Becaus. Dude. That was the last wrestling vdieo game I REALLY played for [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
Let’s talk about Liberty Mutual’s LiMu Emu and Doug. Because apparently, when someone in a marketing meeting said, “You know what people want in their [more…]
Alright. Let’s do this. Legit. Motherfuckers. Whoops. There goes the ad revenue that doesn’t exist. Jesus. Mary. And Joseph. There they were. Little baby Jesus. [more…]
I know what you’re thinking. rthis rambling is clearly about how the Kansas City Chiefs are as dominant as the 2000s-2010s Patriots. Andy Reid stole [more…]
I mean. It’s a historical thing in the histry of the world an d America and such. So. I mean. I need to say something? [more…]
I guess. Let’s start here. The only reason I ever knew that a Will Ospreay existed is because he and Ricochet did a flippitedy-do-dah in [more…]
It is nineteen ninety nine nine na nine. It is nineteen ninety nine nine na nine. It is nineteen ninety nine nine na nine. It [more…]
