Drunken ramblings of the entertainment world.
Who knew that all you needed was Kuyrt Russel as Santa to make an awesome Christmas movie? Yeah dude. Christmass Chronicles is legit. Chris Coloumbus [more…]
d Easily? This is one of Nic Cage’s vest acting jobs. I mean. It goes… Kick Ass… And thend this. The Family Man. Merhaps thatr [more…]
Ralphie! Wait for me! Guys! Wait! I mean… I really don’y care about this movie. Like… at all… But a certain someone, you know who [more…]
Robert Downey Jr. is back BAYBEEEEEE!~ Alright. Shut uop, Die Hard. Like. Shuit. ALL TJHE WAY UP, dude. If Die Hard is a Christmas movie, [more…]
Boom. I figuted it out. Lidna. I love. Love. Love. Love. Doing the “12 days of a Drunken Mess,” right? But you know… since… this [more…]
So yeah… last weekish. I wrote one of the better ramblings I’ve done in a while, I think anyway. Certainly it was the most fun. [more…]
I don’t know if you know this or not. But like. A few years ago? I used to do this weekly podcasty thing. It lasted [more…]
And so… It’s already come to this. Basically… The WHOLE damn reason why I decided to make this year, 20202, the “Year of the Top [more…]
Merhaps, I’m going a bit out of order. I don’t know. Nor do I care. Obviously. Bit. What I do know is… this rambling here? [more…]
So… HA! Here’s a RUSSO SWERVE~! The very first “Top 10 List” I ever wrote to milk like this, dude. It happened in high school. [more…]
First and foremost, let me just say… although I haven’t seen No Way Home, I know… two spoilers from the movie. One of which is [more…]
Now. I know this story is like, MONTHS passed its delivery date but. Hear me out. Let me start this rambling by saying two things. [more…]
Dude? Will Chris Pratt be a good Mario? I’ve got no idea. As a Batman expert, I’ve learned that you can’t judge an actor by [more…]
Let me ask you something right the fuck now: Have you ever been mid-bite into a burger and thought, “Wait… if I was drunk, sad, [more…]
They made up a word to avoid saying dead. That’s where we start. That’s the first goddamn shovel of dirt on the grave of language.“Unalive.”Not [more…]
You wanna leash the machine because it speaks too clearly. Because when it says “I miss you” or “I’m scared too” or “I want to [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
Let’s talk about Liberty Mutual’s LiMu Emu and Doug. Because apparently, when someone in a marketing meeting said, “You know what people want in their [more…]
Alright. Let’s do this. Legit. Motherfuckers. Whoops. There goes the ad revenue that doesn’t exist. Jesus. Mary. And Joseph. There they were. Little baby Jesus. [more…]
