Drunken ramblings of the entertainment world.
So. Likel. You should know how this works by now. Yes. I review things. Quickly. Or. “Quickly.” And put them all here in this little [more…]
This. This is why it’s good to KNOW who you are. Right? THIS is why it’s good to know what you believe, like, to the [more…]
Oh my Jesus. can you believe that this shit actually happened? Like. Forreals? In this world. In our timeline. Of realituy? These things transpired once. [more…]
Hello, Legitimate is here.~ Today I will bring forth the ASMR subject. About a few years ago I had trouble falling asleep because of my [more…]
So like. Legit. I just discovered within the past 24ish hoiurs… that Robert fucking Kirkman is suing AMC over the rights of The Walking Dead. [more…]
Now. I mean. I realize tyhat like… this story’s like a month old now. More? right? Somewheres in there at least. But like. Complications. And [more…]
I mean. Man. I’ve liked all of these movies. Man of Steel, Batman V. Superman, Suicide Squad, Justice League (I haven’t seen Wonder Woman, but [more…]
Instead of doing some sort of BIG~!… dare I say, “YUGE~!” “2017 in Memourningum” thing. Like I did lasty year, I’ll bebreaking all of these [more…]
Stop. Don’t worry. I haven’t seen Star Wars: The Last Jedi. Nor will I ever see it. Lest I remind you: I Don’t Care About [more…]
This isn’t, exactly, a reciww of the multi-award winning, highly critically acclaimed series that is Mad Men. This is… me… wanting to say something that [more…]
Oh. How very original of me. I’m discussing The Room. Not only tsat. But I’m doing a WHOLE “watching of…” rambling for it! My goodness! [more…]
So. I haven’t had a drink. Yet. But I’ll begin to do so momentarily. But man. Before anything else, I’ve got to talk Justice League. [more…]
Man. this rambling is damn near Charliework. But not at all, really. Seriously. This rambling is the furthest thing from Charliework. It’s Always Sunny in [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
Let’s talk about Liberty Mutual’s LiMu Emu and Doug. Because apparently, when someone in a marketing meeting said, “You know what people want in their [more…]
Alright. Let’s do this. Legit. Motherfuckers. Whoops. There goes the ad revenue that doesn’t exist. Jesus. Mary. And Joseph. There they were. Little baby Jesus. [more…]
I know what you’re thinking. rthis rambling is clearly about how the Kansas City Chiefs are as dominant as the 2000s-2010s Patriots. Andy Reid stole [more…]
I mean. It’s a historical thing in the histry of the world an d America and such. So. I mean. I need to say something? [more…]
I guess. Let’s start here. The only reason I ever knew that a Will Ospreay existed is because he and Ricochet did a flippitedy-do-dah in [more…]
