REMINDER: I’M NOT FIXING ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND IT WILL MAKE THIS RAMBLING MORE SILLY AND INSTRESTING
OH MY WOWZEWRSZ!~ This is like… the most nudederd EVER!~! ON THE COVER OF SPORTS ILLUSTRATED~!
omg!~! HSAHTAGES!
And. Wait just a fucking minuted.
This is what we, as Americans. This is something that we truly, DEepLTY care about. WOW! HACW YOU SEEN THIS?! HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THIS?!
Speaking of. you know. The “meme” of yesteryear of “OMGWTFBBQ!~”
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That is. An actual human being. Being burnt to death. Just cause.
OMG!~!WTF?!BBQ~!!!!!!!
RIGHT?!
Hey! I have a good idea! Liet’s argue about vaccines right now! I mean. That’s a relevant topic. Because. You know. Jenny McCarthy says so! So! STOP GETTING YOUR CHILDREN D VACCINATED~! BECAUSE… AUTISM~! And… you know. MEALSESA!
Meanwhile… the rest of the world burns. WQuite literally if your Jordanian!
Eh.
This is why these “silly” drunken ramblings don’t work anymore. The real world is far more important. The ISIL threat hasn’t and won’t go away. Russia is emerging as being DUN DUN DUNNNN~! Americas’ #1 geo-political foe.
All the while. No one in America truly cares. Hell. There’s some in the populace that believe that Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. gave a speech a couple of weeks ago.
It took a great generation to defeat the evil that was the Nazi occupation in Europe. And to expect America’s citizens… or the Western world in general is prepared for such madness that is obviously upon us once again…
That’s more insane than a Randy Quaid tirade.
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