I really. Realy. Really. Do not. Understand. This world. Dude. Like. At all. Nothing in it makes sense. Legit. ANYONE. Can say ONE thing. ONE day. Then say SOMETHING totally contradictorry the BNEXT day. Without consequence. At all. You nkow?
Lindsey Graham cna go from…
Lindsey “I Didn’t Know It was this Bad” Graha,m. To. Linsdey “This is the most Unetheical Sham” Graham. In the course of five years. Without anyone batting an eeye. Like. Lefit. Democrats, even the two LEGIT Democrats NAMED in that “Unethical Sham” link there. Should, HONESTLY admit, Linsdey GFeram is… basically a Democrat with an “R,’ at the end of his name in the voting booth.
But. Hey. It’s 2018. And NOTHING makes sense. And. It’s PERFECTLY. OK to hate Lindesy Graham these days. If you’reon the left. Not only that but you can. You know. MAKE FUCKING FUN. Of him allegedly being a homosexual. BECAUSE! HEY! WE’RE ON THE LEGT! WE’RE DEMOCRATS! SUPPORTING OUR DEMOCRACY (RANDOM SIDENOTE: FOR THE LOVE OF ANYTING… we, the United States of Amertica have NEVER BEENM a government run under a Democracy)! We LOVE YOU, LGBTQIA (RANDOM SIDENOTE: Last I checed, those were, legit, THE correct initials that NEED to be said. Or else.)!!
“RANDOM” SIDENOTE: Google. Right now. This phrase: “Donald Trump ‘first President to support gay marriage’.” You’re not going to find anything. Even though. Legit. This is. And ABSOLUTE. FACT. Trump’s stance before taking office. Obama’s stance before taking office.
UPON TAKING OFFICE?!
Donald Trump wins this.
I mean. Sure. Mike Pence and whatnot. About LGBTness. But. Come on dude. How this isn’t a FACT~! Spewed by an ACTUALLY unbiased media. Nor is it even EBER picked up by the propoganda machine that Fox News is. NOIT EVEN SHEPARD SMITH HAS MENTIONED THIS ABSOLUTE FACT. It’s all beyond me.
I’m dragging this premise way too far.
The bottom line?
You assholes. ALL of you. Everyone that says something like, “OMG~! THE TAX CUTS COST THE AMERICAN PEOPLE 12.5 trillion quadrillion dollars! SEE! CNN said so! IN A MEME ON FACEBOOK! And damn it! They’re and apple! NOT a bananaa!:”
All of you assholes that say shit like. “Why the hell is Kanye West, who is clearly a menatal case, meeting with the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES?!” When. You know.
Dude. When you excuse thise GloTardism. For… WHATEVER “moral highground/progressive/”PC”/WHATEVEREXCUSEYOUWANTTOGIVE THIS… Yet. Criticize the likes of Kanye or his wife discussing criminal justice reform with he, now, current POTUS. You’re living in a dble standard.
President Obama waited… what was it? 78 weeks before making the decision to kill Osama bin Ladan. Right? But hey. Turkey is FOR SURE CERTAIN (you know. Turkey. The countyr that’s kinda pissed at Saudia Arabia) that Saudia Arabia killed this dude Jamal Khashoggi. TURKEY has all of the proof! Mr. PrESident Trump. THEY have the proofg. You better NUKE THE SHIT OUT OF SUADI ARABIA NOW! RIGT THIS SECOND! HOW COULD YOU NOT! RIGHT?!
WAITAMINUTE: Does Donald Trump own Saudi oil?! OMG NO WONDER!
But. You know. WAITAMINUTE! PRESIDENT TRUMP IS ABOUT TO DROP NUCLEAR BOMBS OBER NOTHING! RIGHT NOW! THIS SECOND! HE’S SO UNSTABLE! STOP HIM! STOP HIM FROM DROPPPING BOMBS! BEFORE HE DOES! OIN LIKE, YOU KNOW, NORTH KOREA! OR SOMETHING! YOU KNOW! TRUMP’S SO UNSTABLE! HE’S GONNA CAUSE WAR EVERYWHERE! WE GOTTA STOP HIM!
Biut. Yeah dude. President Obama took. What? 78 weeks before killing the most wanted criminal on the planet. You know. POsama bin Laden. Right. After the CIA confirmed his location. It took the president that long to make the decidsion. Was that EVER brought up against him? Nah. Shit. He had a SCANDAL FREE administration. he ONLY learned of “alledged scanleds” the same time you and I did.
Did he EVER get push back? Scrutinized? Or… you know… called into the sort of “#MeToo” court of public opinion? No. Obviously.
And. yes. Yes. Yes.
Hold me in your sort of “#MeToo” court of public opinion. If you want. This whole ramb ling here? Yeah man. I HATED Doibald Trump (as a politician). From 2015-2017. And yeah dude. I still hate a LOT o things he does. But forreals.
All of you people that are like. “OMG~! DONALD TRUMP HAS SAUDI OIL MONEY! SO DUH?! OF COURSE HE ISN”T PUNISHING THE SAUDIS!”
Even though. You know. “RUSSIANS! THEY GAVE HIM THE PRESIDENTCY! THAT’S WHY HE’S BOMBED THEIR ASSETTS AND PUT EVEN MORE SANCIONS AGAINST THEM! Because. You know. Low probability. High impcact. He’s been a Russian Operative since the 1960’s!”
Say Obama was born in Kenya. EVEN. Low probability. High impact. And. you know. Racist.
Dude. As illiterate as tje movement was and… in the grand scheme of things… undeniably is like… pointless at this point.
The TEA Party was NEVER violent.
The media TRIED THEIR BEST to blame the shooting of Gabrielle Giffords on “The TEA PArty.” But I mean. The dude (whose information I will not induldge. Just like I won’t for ANY “mass killer.” Because. Consistency.) was like. AT BEST. An anarco-communist. Yeah. That’s how insane her would-be Assassin was.
But. Legit. A Bernie Sanders volunteer. Damn near could have killed 60% of Congress. “FORTUNATELY.” (Quotes… because… obviously, right?) He ” only” wounded Steve Scalise. You know. The Republican House Majority Whip. And. Again. I’m not sharing his Bernie Sanders loving ass information. Because. We live in a media world that STRIVES off of mass killings. And. It’s my standard. I’m. You know. Consistent.
God damn it. Ddue.
Tnhis is the problem.
I set out to write a few things about politics. And I end up ramblin a bunch of nonsense about… You know… things I haven’t covered over the past year or so. Because man. There’s just so much. So many things I can argue. So many things I COULD prove ife I wanted.
Dude. You guys. You people that are like, “OMG! TRUMP HAS SAUDI OIL MONEY! AND TRUMP IS DENYING SURVIVORS JUSTICE! OR WHATEVER! BRETT KAVANAUGH! FUCKING! RUSSIANS GAVE HIM THE ELECTION!”
But. I’m sorry.
Donald Trump ISN”T the worst thing to ever happen to humanity. North Korea. Stalin. Hitler. Saudi Arabaia. And. You know. FUCKIGN ISIS.
Tjos rambling’s gone into too many different directions. Because. Dude. Nothing makes sense anymore.
I tyhrow stones at myu direction. I’ve ALWAYS hated Donald Trump. As a politicial entity.
But now? As “divided” as we have been since the Civil War. And as high of stakes as theyn have been becomes insurmountable. Dudde. Right now?
We are so divided. Even though. ART THE END OF THE FUCKING DAY. We ALL agree on the same shit. “Do YOU as the person ‘feeding your family’ want to provide a good life for said family?” Yeah. We ALL can agree on that. “Do YOU as a human being HATE the person that, politically, disagrees with you, be it locally (yuor next door neighbor or otherwise)?” I mean. No. Right?
Legit. Let’s think this through.
Your next door neighbor. Comes up yto you. His name is “Bruce.” He’s married to “Steven.” And this couple have lived next door to you for a while now. “Bruce.” Comes up to you and says, “Donald Trump is the WORST LGBTQIA President EVER!”
You, dear reader of RyansDrunk.com. Giben what I’ve showed you. Are you just gonna punch the dude in the face. JUST CAUSE?! Do you, dear reader of RyansDrunk.com. Given everything I’ve showed you/. Expect to be punched in the face because “you,” whilst being married to “Bruce/Steven/whoever” aren’t accepted in your community?
BOTH scenarios are 1000% wrong I mean. One’s OBVIOUSLY more wrong than the other (sorry, mom, sorry God… or something). But. President Trump himself is MUCH more accepting of the Gay community than was President-elect Barack Obama. We’ve been over this.
What we haven’t bneen over. Is how Hillary Clinton can still. TO THIS FDAY. Ignore her husband’s alleged rape(s) and stil get a pass from the “#MeToo” crowd.
but. I digest.
I think this rambling had SOMETHING to do with double standards. Obviously. It didn’t have the impact I wanted. Because. You know. Donald Trump won the Republican Primary. And became President. And. You know. I… basically… doin’t care anyumore. For. SOME of the wrong reasons.
And when I TRY to have the “RIGHT” reasons. Trump haters make me regret myself.
And. Fore the record. Under thisd. ABSOLUTELTY WORTHLESS CONGRESS. The Amewrican debt has grown. It’s somewhere near $22trillion. Right?
Compsared to Obama’s You knowe. $10ish trillion dollar increase. Making the Trump/WORTHLEss Congress NEARING $2trillion. Added. Right?
And. Likr. Fuck off weith htis shit. Dude. I CARED about the debut under Obama. I care about it now.