Media Never Changes

Dude?

is this real life?

Many-a media outlet are SO VERY MUCH OUTRAGED that Donald Trump met with Kim Kardashian? About criminal justice reform? Like? This. Legit. Is something? That’s happening? This. Is something. That NEEDS to be OMG~! OUTRAGED~! about? Or something? Reaally?

Dude. The rest of this rambling? Is nothing but Batman Facepalms.

Oh. And. Allow me to #MeToo on behalf of Kim Kardashiuan. Shall I?

But. I digesst..

So leave the memories alone, I don’t want to see…

The way it is, as to how it used to be…

Leave the memories alone, don’t change a thing…

And I’ll just hold you here, in my memory…

YOU. WILL. NEVER. CHANGE!

At least. You know. When Trump met with Kim Kardashian. They discussed actual policies. Right? A “political topic” that is supported by a large majority of Americans. Especially those “on the left.” Van. Fuclking. Jones. is ALL about Criminal Justice Reform. MOST ANYONE “ON THE LEFT” IS.

Trump. And Kim. Discussed criminal justice reform.

OMG~! THE WORLD ENDED AFTERWARDS!

Guys. Forreals. Let’s do this excercise together.

The equation currently reads:

Trump + Kardashian = Criminal Justice Reform = Outrage. Right.

So. Let’s subtract Trump.

Add Obama. To the equation.

Obama + Kardashian = Criminal Justrice Reform = ?????

Dare I say, MEADIA PRAISE?!

But no.

Instead.

YOU’LL NEVER CHANGE!


YOU. WILL. NEVER. CHANGE!

 

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