Of Tribal Heads. And Table Chiefs.

I know what you’re thinking. rthis rambling is clearly about how the Kansas City Chiefs are as dominant as the 2000s-2010s Patriots. Andy Reid stole the Bellichick playbook excevpt for that time when THe Patriots beath them. Or whatever. Merhaps. You believe this rambling is all about Travis and Taylor’s latest dinner date.

Nah dude. We’re talking about THE Heads of the table. You feel me?

Roman Reigns lost his championship after holding onto the tile for 1.316 days (that typo made life wonderful). His loss was one of the most beautiful moments in wrestling history. Cody Thodes is the face of modern-day WWE. Roman is, and had become a part-time player. Cody filled that gap with ease. The gap that wasn’t filled with direct ease?

A major heel for Cody to go to war with. Obviously. And even though Cody’s probably got a 20-0 Cagematch.net ratio…? I dunno… thing? Against Solo Sikoa over the past two years, WWE and Hunter have built up this Bloodline 2,0 brilliantly. So.

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SummerSlam 2024.

The Bloodline. 2.0. It’s been built perfectly. From torturing Paul Heyman. To, “Injuring” Randy Orton and Kevin Owens. The only thing that can make it more perfect?

I mean. I went on a tiraded on X, formerly Twittre. About how the only thing that makes sense is Roman Reigns retursn to acknowledge Solo. That’s THE way to build Survivor Series: War Games. That’s THE way to move forward. Period.

My nepjhew, Spravle, hates the fact that this is true. He keeps giving me alternatives. But my dude never lived through WCW vs. nWo. Think about it. War Games? Both sides courting Roman? Who’s the fifth man? Let’s sayu it’s Cody, Orton, Owens, and… I dunno… (I can’t think of a name that’s on SmackDown so) LA Knight. They’re the core four. Roman has become a shell of himself. Acknowledging Solo (lest we not forget, this… The Bloodline… ALL of it stems from the fact that “the WWE Universe” never liked Roman Reigns; that’s the WHOLE point of “Acknowledge me!” and such).

Survivor Seriers: War Games 2024.

Those four. Cody. Orton. Owens. Knight. Versus. Solo. Jacob. Tanga. Tonga. And… assumingly, Roman.

Team WWE doesn’t have a fifth member. Boom. Roman joins them. Cleans house. Etc. So whose the fifth man for Bloodline?

(To be fair, Spravle was the one that suggested The Rock be involved with this hypothetical War Games match)

But we don’t get there. Not with the same oomph. With Roman coming back tonight and attacking Solo Sikoa. We get there by ROman being broken. Acknowledging Solo. Taking the abuse that he gave everyone.

We get to amazingness. When Roman acknowledges Solo.

That’s what I think will happen when Roman returns. Whether it’s tonight or whenever.

And dude. It better happen.

Before ending this rambling, I’ll say it for the record agian. (I don’t think I wrote it, I might’ve… son of a beesting.. Lemme check my archives… [this took two minutes or so but i found the rambling and i kinda said it there like i knew i did or should have or whatever]) I predicted, nay, I KNEW WrestleMania 31 would end with Seth Rollins sat WWE Champiom. So. Every Cultaholic and WhatCulture and WrestleTalk Top 10 bullshit spewing that “NOBODY COULD EVEN GUESS THAT SETH ROLLINS WOULD CASH IN!”

The end?

Love ya’ll. Take care.