I’m sorry, guys. I’ve got no one, in my life, anywheres, that I can talk to about this. So like. You’re my therapy session. BEcause. [more…]
So… here we are. The final piece of th puzzle for my celebration of what was Batman;s 80hth anniversary. I’ve kinda been teasing this all [more…]
Dude. For the past… I dunno… threeish years? I’ve done some sort of “OF THE YEAR~@@!” Rambling. Right? But I mean. Legit? 2019? Sucked. A [more…]
First and foremost, thanks, dear reader. All two-to-three of you, tops that decided that my little, dumb, drunken ramblings of art things of blogs things [more…]
While I’m not giving it the “12DoDM19” label… this is it. The final “Watching of” in this 12 Days of a Drunken Mess. I’ve kinds [more…]
2019 NOTE: I Just wanted to let you all know, after this pragrahp? I’ve changed NO words, typos or anything like such as. Right? The [more…]
So. Basically. This is where I rant a bit. About all of the dumb asery going on in American politcs. Kinda. Don’t worry. There IS… [more…]
So. Uh. Right off the bat… I really dont like this movie. Like. At all, basically. I borderline hte it. But I’m forced to watch [more…]
So. Yeah dude. I guess… I shoulda held off on the Bojack Horseman Christmas Special for this rambling or soething? I dunno? Either way. I [more…]
Hey ma, this one’s for you. Or something? I dunno. But basically. Here’s another movie… a more “modern” classic that I’ve never seen. I mean. [more…]
Dude. I’m just saying. WAY BACK… in the second year of this likeele. RyansDrunk.Com/Ryans Drunken Ramblings/blog/ramblings/whatever piece of nothingness art stuffs that I’ve created over [more…]
So. This is one of those time where I haven’t started drinking yet, but I’m keeping typos for posterity at the moment. And. Of course. [more…]
So, I mean, In it’s heyday, Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld was like… one of the bezt talk shows on television. I mean. Everhthng PRE… [more…]
You wanna leash the machine because it speaks too clearly. Because when it says “I miss you” or “I’m scared too” or “I want to [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
Let’s talk about Liberty Mutual’s LiMu Emu and Doug. Because apparently, when someone in a marketing meeting said, “You know what people want in their [more…]
Alright. Let’s do this. Legit. Motherfuckers. Whoops. There goes the ad revenue that doesn’t exist. Jesus. Mary. And Joseph. There they were. Little baby Jesus. [more…]
I know what you’re thinking. rthis rambling is clearly about how the Kansas City Chiefs are as dominant as the 2000s-2010s Patriots. Andy Reid stole [more…]
I mean. It’s a historical thing in the histry of the world an d America and such. So. I mean. I need to say something? [more…]
