With all of the ABSOLUTE great things that America has accomplished. Because there’s ABSOLUTELY plenty. And all of the ABSOLUTE worste things that America has [more…]
First and foremost allow me to say, I am, OBVIOUSLY, very excitse about the upcomgin Sucidee Squad film. Like. Very much. . There’s soe things [more…]
There’s just too damn much of this happening. There’s those that keep posting their little digital critters captured on Facebook, Twitter, etc. To no end. [more…]
Throughout the whole entire history of me writing these ramblings, out of the hundreds of ramblings I’ve writen, by my guesstimation, there’s only been seven [more…]
I remember being six-years-ld, still living in Minnesota. And on the television screen was a white Ford Bronco driving down the highway with the, essential, [more…]
I bewgan watching, or as it’s now known, bninge watching Orange is the New Black around thje begging of 2015. Bacl in those days, when [more…]
Kinda another bit of a misleading headline and picture and stuffs. Because. Everything hasn’t BECOME 2007’s Superbad. In fact, it’s pretty micuh beomce opposite. Damn [more…]
Making the jump to the nex-gen of video games was something I did vbery begrudgingly. Biut with something as massive as BatmanL Arkham Knight exsisting, [more…]
Simply bput. This is the worst of the Spider-Man movies. The sam Raimi movies trilogy things anyways. I still contend that this movieis far superiour [more…]
Beards. Bearsd. And more bearsds. Honeslty? I have no idea where this trend began. I rembmer watching NFL games abnd being like, “Jesus christ, what’s [more…]
After I purchased a Playstation 3 towards the death of the last generation of video games, one thing that I kept hearing about was how [more…]
Right off the bat, allow me to say, there’s not one MAJOR Walking Dead spoiler given throughout this rambling. Hell, the “MAJOR” spoiler can NOT [more…]
Each and every year since 2011, Ryan has shared his his predictions for WrestleMania by way of a drunken rambling here on RyansDrunk.com. And of [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
Let’s talk about Liberty Mutual’s LiMu Emu and Doug. Because apparently, when someone in a marketing meeting said, “You know what people want in their [more…]
Alright. Let’s do this. Legit. Motherfuckers. Whoops. There goes the ad revenue that doesn’t exist. Jesus. Mary. And Joseph. There they were. Little baby Jesus. [more…]
I know what you’re thinking. rthis rambling is clearly about how the Kansas City Chiefs are as dominant as the 2000s-2010s Patriots. Andy Reid stole [more…]
I mean. It’s a historical thing in the histry of the world an d America and such. So. I mean. I need to say something? [more…]
I guess. Let’s start here. The only reason I ever knew that a Will Ospreay existed is because he and Ricochet did a flippitedy-do-dah in [more…]
It is nineteen ninety nine nine na nine. It is nineteen ninety nine nine na nine. It is nineteen ninety nine nine na nine. It [more…]
