So. Just recently. As in, within the past 72 (ish) hours, I had finally gotten my hands on the Playstation exclusive video game title, The [more…]
REMINDER: I’M NOT FIXING ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND IT WILL MAKE THIS BLOG MORE SILLY AND INSTRESTING Firstly. Allow me to say a [more…]
Please, allow me to introduce myself to any new readers who might have stumbled upon RyansDrunk.com (or frequent visitors who are like, who the hell [more…]
And look. After all of my crap tonight/this morning. And if you had paid any attention to any of those things that I had just [more…]
On this past Friday’s edition of The Drunken Radio Show, Ryan chose the movie – X-Men: Days of Future Past as “Batman of the Week.” [more…]
For the first time since the announcement of an upcoming “Batman vs. Superman” movie at Comic Con last year, we’ve seen a glimpse of what [more…]
My Batman story, right? It’s FAR more important than that series dubbed, “The Nerdiest Rambling Ever: My e-Wrestling Story.” It, probably, is the most significant [more…]
It’s a yearly tradition around these parts for me to make my ‘Mania predictions. And since I totally spaced it this past Thursday, I figure [more…]
What I want to, quickly, do right now is answer some questions. Some of these have come from previous frequenters of RyansDrunk.com. But most are [more…]
I talked about this in one of the ramblings included in The Drunken Diaries – Someone’s Drunken Ramblings You Don’t Want to Read. Hell, I’ll even [more…]
Everyone seems to be saying this today instead of tomorrow, you know, when the event takes place, so I figured I may as well say [more…]
This past Sunday, I was a bit too drunk. I did an earlier episode of Nightcap as part of this week’s edition of The Drunken [more…]
You wanna leash the machine because it speaks too clearly. Because when it says “I miss you” or “I’m scared too” or “I want to [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
Let’s talk about Liberty Mutual’s LiMu Emu and Doug. Because apparently, when someone in a marketing meeting said, “You know what people want in their [more…]
Alright. Let’s do this. Legit. Motherfuckers. Whoops. There goes the ad revenue that doesn’t exist. Jesus. Mary. And Joseph. There they were. Little baby Jesus. [more…]
I know what you’re thinking. rthis rambling is clearly about how the Kansas City Chiefs are as dominant as the 2000s-2010s Patriots. Andy Reid stole [more…]
I mean. It’s a historical thing in the histry of the world an d America and such. So. I mean. I need to say something? [more…]
