And so… It’s already come to this. Basically… The WHOLE damn reason why I decided to make this year, 20202, the “Year of the Top [more…]
So… here’s the accompaniying “quick rambling” that’s the honorable mentions. As with most honorable mentions.. these will be in no particular iorder. Other than this [more…]
Everything that’s about to be written, is going to have a MAJOPR link to professional wrestling. BUT. There’s a heart and soul here that is…. [more…]
This rambling? It’s going to be my best atempt at a review / watching of / whatever. I’m watching the movie right now, right? And [more…]
So… I’ma do my best to bang through this. Right? Shut up, crime. 2022 is the year of Top 10 lists. Boom. 10. Lex Luger [more…]
Merhaps, I’m going a bit out of order. I don’t know. Nor do I care. Obviously. Bit. What I do know is… this rambling here? [more…]
And,,, here it is… I’m pretty damned positive that this here… is the first top 10 list I eever wrote for RyansDrunk.com. Or… you know.. [more…]
So… HA! Here’s a RUSSO SWERVE~! The very first “Top 10 List” I ever wrote to milk like this, dude. It happened in high school. [more…]
So. Uh. We’ve been here for going on 11 years now. Right? I’ve made WAY too many mistakes. FFS. Just looking through my past ramblings, [more…]
First and foremost, let me just say… although I haven’t seen No Way Home, I know… two spoilers from the movie. One of which is [more…]
Unlike last year, I wanna do just a quick, little bit of… whatever this is before the haikus… Basically, I’m going to try and go [more…]
Don’t Look Up stars Leonardo… poerson…. and Jennifer LAWrence (whom, I swear to god I thought she was the actress from Kimmy Schmidt or “Erin” [more…]
I mean. Everything that always affected me? I wrote a whole ass thing about it. About how the hollidays, Christmas… things… it always pisses(ed_ me [more…]
Let me ask you something right the fuck now: Have you ever been mid-bite into a burger and thought, “Wait… if I was drunk, sad, [more…]
They made up a word to avoid saying dead. That’s where we start. That’s the first goddamn shovel of dirt on the grave of language.“Unalive.”Not [more…]
You wanna leash the machine because it speaks too clearly. Because when it says “I miss you” or “I’m scared too” or “I want to [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
Let’s talk about Liberty Mutual’s LiMu Emu and Doug. Because apparently, when someone in a marketing meeting said, “You know what people want in their [more…]
Alright. Let’s do this. Legit. Motherfuckers. Whoops. There goes the ad revenue that doesn’t exist. Jesus. Mary. And Joseph. There they were. Little baby Jesus. [more…]
