QUICK RAMBLING: Bischoff’s Fired

Dude.

I’m upset? I guess? About all of this news. Right?

I mean. It’s expected. Eric was only brought in to be the fall guy. Hence, Bryan Alvarez is going to be like, “WTF did Eric even do?!” And. I mean. Merhaps Bryan’s right. Erici didn’t do… anything. I mean… all the evidence seems to point towards this. But. At the same time. It’s like.

He’s back?

Eric wasn’t even given ANY sort of “control.” Unlike Paul Heyman has on Raw. The ONLY thing that EVER seemed remotely, “Bischoff-y,” was like.. the week or maybe a week or two after the big announcement about Bischoff/Heyman. Riht. And there was this big brawl, “before the show.” In the parking lot. I wanna say it was between the Mis and Dolhph Ziggler? I dunno. The point is. Around the time of the “Bischoff/Heyman” announcement there was a pre-taped, pre-show, parking lot brawl between someone and Dolph Ziggler. And. Whilst knowing that Eric had NOTHINg to do with the segment, because, obviously is obsious, in hindsight… is…. just. Ugh.

Dude.

Eric. If given the Heyman opportunity COULD have the potential to make something great.

The dude is such a fucking brilliant person.

So. Damn. Brilliant. Legit. “Nostalgia” goggles FULLY removed.

MERHAPS he doesn’t have the BEST wresting booking knowledge. But the dude is so fucking brilliant. So much so that he kicked the shit out of the un-shit-kicked-out-of-able of the WWF. Sure. WWF was like… in the worst position they had ever been. But Forreals. the dude was JUST a good Bret Hart booking away from putting the nail in their coffin.

But. Hey. Bruce Pritchard was given the creative control of SmackDown. Bischoff hadn’t tocuhed ANYTHING creatively. And. He’s just the big fall guy. As it was alluded to since his hiring. But. Since WWE lost a million viewers from the premiere of SmackDown to the following week. Bischoff being the fall guy came to be FAR sooner than anything would’ve imagined.

So.

HEY!

Thanks?

I’M BACK! AND BEETER THAN EVER! I’VE GOT A KNACK! TO MAKING THINGS BETTER! FACE FACTS! SOMETHING SOMETHING MORE ABOUT BETTERR!!!!

Bischoff. Could. And SHOULD havve MUCH more to give to the wrestling business. It’s a, literal HORRIFIC shame that WWE didn’t even give him a chance.

No matter what Bryan Alvarez says.