QUICK RAMBLING: Ospreay, Ospreay, Ospreay on You!

I guess. Let’s start here.

The only reason I ever knew that a Will Ospreay existed is because he and Ricochet did a flippitedy-do-dah in Japan this one time. And Vader hated it. About a year or two later. Corey Graves person mentioned that the match existed on some sort of WWE Network thing that I watched. One. Two . Skip a few. Ninety nine. It worked for him brother.

Sure. Ap[arently he became IWGPGENIS champion or someting, then got injured. Sure. I heard the news that Ospreayness was a rising star.

Apparently? Home dude dropped Kenny Omega on his neck last year. On purpose. Which. I mean. Obviously doesn’t equate to diverticulitis. Sut up. But. I mean.

Tjem. Whoopse. Whoopsei. Paul Levesqupe says words on a Pat McAffe show ting. Around WrestleMania times. Paul says a, admittedly, you know… not so kind comment. That could have rang true about many-a peoples. But. Mr. Will person. He took it to heart. He decided to say words. And fucking. Rene hated the fact that she was ever involved with this life happening. All because. Mr. Will. Person. Decided to make life about himself. So. Fuck that guy.

**Legit? Probably my favorite wrestler in the world atm.**

Waitaminute. Swerve Strickland is AEW Champion atm. Anyone with a functioning brain can see that Tony Khan wants Swerve to drop the belt to Ospreay in Wembley! According to all the Meltzermaniacs, Ospreay told Tony Khan, “That doesn;t work for me brother!” And Ospreay made sure that the Meltzermaniacs themselves knew just how much he cared to save Swerve’s title reign by putting Strickland over at Forbidden Door.

Dude.

Just. Fucl Will Ospreay. Fuck this guy. The end. Easily put.

Have % star matches

Go for it.

Don’t care.

And. By and large…? If MJF’s contract is legit (which, I don’t doubt that it is) and his tattoo is legit (which i HIGHLY doubt that it is)? Just. At the end of the day…