QUICK RAMBLING: This. Fucking. Turtle… Mitch McConnell

I promise, I’m gonna be EVEN LESS political than I was last year. Although… shit… I was probably pretty damn politcal last year… especially with thos QUARANTINE THOUGTS ramblings but… whatever.

Dude, Mr. Turtle over here.

Oof.

Mr. Turtle here…

He represents everything wrong with American politcs. In this SO VERY EASILY, gift wrapped packed. Bow on top of everything.

This. Fucking. Turtle.

I mean. Nancy Pelosi basically does this as well. But, I mean. At least she has some sort of… ANYTHING… to support her. I mean. Being someone that’s slightly right of center, I obviously have no idea what it is that Nancy’s “backbone” is tied to… her morals seem to change every day. But… at least… I know… for certain… she’s DEDICATED to her party.

McConnel? This. Fucking. Turtle.

I’ve not a clue what he stands for. Who he represents. The people of Kentucky, apparently. The same people that voted for my boy, Rand Paul. Apparently. And. You know. My boy Rand Paul endorsed… This. Fucking. Turtle. when he was challenged by someone awesome… Matt Bebin? I think… I dunno . Either way.

Uh… I guess… let’s do this…

On the November Presidential Election:

You’re either stupid (which I don’t think you are, dear reader), blind, corrupt, or you just believe whatever mainstream outlets tell you…

There’s FAR TOO MANY irregularities that took place on November 3d

I’m not saying Biden DIDN’T win… What I am saying is how NO ONE is going audit this election is 1000% obsurd. The fact alone that Republican vote counters weren’t allowed to be present in Pennsylvania during the counts, that in it of itself is illegal and irregular… but oh wells

but whatever… I just had to throw that out there

This. Fucking. Turtle.

Dude hates Trump. Dude loves Trump.

Now that Trump’s on the outs, dude’s gotta hate him again? I gues. The WHOLE FUCKING STIMULOS DEBACLE HAS BEEN ON THE BACK OF NACY PELOSI… The bitch admitted she never wanted a second stimulus because a second one would hurt Trump. NOW YOU FUCKING TURTLE GOITTA….

JESUS CHRIST…

HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU?!

Congress is a piece of shit. Outside of MAYBE… 23 people ON BOTH SIDES (and that number’s EXTREMELY GENEROUS {it’s also the number that I typo’d{)

How ANYONE could POSSIBLY be “happy” with Congress, on either side, is beyond me… how ANYONE could think that these cunts ACTUALLY represent your… ANYTHING… is beyond me.

EVERYONE. NEEDS. TO GO.

This politcal machine is bullshit.

And…

This. Fucking. Turtle.

Has been the biggest, easiest representation of this since the Obama administration. The fuck’s wrong with you, Kentucky?

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