So… Let’s start this ramboling with something… in a way… I’m DAMN NEAR POSITIVE I’ve never started a rambling before. Right? Let’s kickstart this shit. [more…]
So. I mean. Way back when I syarted doing podcasts. You know. In the yesteryear of 2013. Jesus, man. How simple were the times back [more…]
Sleeping. For the entire winter. Think about that for a moment. Alright. That moment should be over. But continue to ponder that thought. Sleeping. During [more…]
Kinda another bit of a misleading headline and picture and stuffs. Because. Everything hasn’t BECOME 2007’s Superbad. In fact, it’s pretty micuh beomce opposite. Damn [more…]
Beards. Bearsd. And more bearsds. Honeslty? I have no idea where this trend began. I rembmer watching NFL games abnd being like, “Jesus christ, what’s [more…]
Each and every year since 2011, Ryan has shared his his predictions for WrestleMania by way of a drunken rambling here on RyansDrunk.com. And of [more…]
In addition to doing a totally spoiler-filled review of the movie on the Harms’ Way podcast, I also filmed a little something about it for [more…]
On this past Friday’s edition of The Drunken Radio Show, Ryan chose the movie – X-Men: Days of Future Past as “Batman of the Week.” [more…]
As you should know by now, I kept my feelings on the Ben Affleck/Batman choice to myself until the last episode of The Drunken Radio Show. Within [more…]
Check out this crazy beer opening compilation video. [youtube id=”vHDWsR6qlZc” width=”620″ height=”360″] My personal favorite has to be shooting the cap off with a rifle. [more…]
REMINDER: I’M NOT FIXING ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND IT WILL MAKE THIS BLOG MORE SILLY AND INSTRESTING So… if you know yme. You [more…]
You wanna leash the machine because it speaks too clearly. Because when it says “I miss you” or “I’m scared too” or “I want to [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
Let’s talk about Liberty Mutual’s LiMu Emu and Doug. Because apparently, when someone in a marketing meeting said, “You know what people want in their [more…]
Alright. Let’s do this. Legit. Motherfuckers. Whoops. There goes the ad revenue that doesn’t exist. Jesus. Mary. And Joseph. There they were. Little baby Jesus. [more…]
I know what you’re thinking. rthis rambling is clearly about how the Kansas City Chiefs are as dominant as the 2000s-2010s Patriots. Andy Reid stole [more…]
I mean. It’s a historical thing in the histry of the world an d America and such. So. I mean. I need to say something? [more…]
