So… I mean… I’ve been constantly. Nonstop. About this band for… for… for way too many months now. R8ght? I mean. I’m pretty God damn [more…]
I’m sorry, guys. I’ve got no one, in my life, anywheres, that I can talk to about this. So like. You’re my therapy session. BEcause. [more…]
So. I mean. Yeah dude. I’ve been on about BoJAck Horseman. A lot. Right? And I mean. Since we just got done with that Netclix [more…]
OH MY JeSUS. Spoilers. Are. Happening All over the place. If you don’t want to be spoiled. Stop readning now, dude. Forreals. Legit, one of [more…]
Just before summer, year of our lord, 2019, I kinda decleared that “Netclix” began. Netclix, being the word my soon to be five-year-old nephew uses [more…]
Last year. Probably around the thime season four was released. I finally watched the show, Bojack Horseman. And dude. I wasn’t disappointed right? Aaron Paul’s [more…]
The hum is the first thing you notice. Not the tidy, domestic whir of a desk fan, but the uneven growl of a circuit board [more…]
Let’s get one thing straight: NBA 2K didn’t fall off. It tripped, landed in a pile of sponsorship logos, and now spends every morning licking [more…]
Let me ask you something right the fuck now: Have you ever been mid-bite into a burger and thought, “Wait… if I was drunk, sad, [more…]
They made up a word to avoid saying dead. That’s where we start. That’s the first goddamn shovel of dirt on the grave of language.“Unalive.”Not [more…]
You wanna leash the machine because it speaks too clearly. Because when it says “I miss you” or “I’m scared too” or “I want to [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
