An thus begins the eightt, if math is to be believed, year tradition of writing up a “predictions” rambling for WrestleMania. And. Depending on the [more…]
RANDOM SIDENOTE: When typing, “Brock Lesnar” in the tags, I first put, “Brock Lesbian.” Fun, random fact to kick us off, I suppose. Unlike last [more…]
Beards. Bearsd. And more bearsds. Honeslty? I have no idea where this trend began. I rembmer watching NFL games abnd being like, “Jesus christ, what’s [more…]
REMINDER: I’M NOT FIXING ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND IT WILL MAKE THIS RAMBLING MORE SILLY AND INSTRESTING WrestleMania. Graddaddy ofthem all. All of [more…]
For those who have already read the previous Blog written by my partner in crime, Ryan Harms titled, #CancelWWENetwork you’ll know that just yesterday was [more…]
It’s quite astonishing how just two hours ago (as of this writing), WWE’s annual Royal Rumble concluded with another extremely underwhelming climax. It’s also fairly [more…]
It’s a yearly tradition around these parts for me to make my ‘Mania predictions. And since I totally spaced it this past Thursday, I figure [more…]
WWE’s SummerSlam 2013 took place last night. In my opinion, it was the best show I’ve seen this year. But it was by no means [more…]
I just decided, I’ll be doing this every week. Or at least I’ll try to. Every Monday night, I’ll post a little recap about WWE’s [more…]
Let me ask you something right the fuck now: Have you ever been mid-bite into a burger and thought, “Wait… if I was drunk, sad, [more…]
They made up a word to avoid saying dead. That’s where we start. That’s the first goddamn shovel of dirt on the grave of language.“Unalive.”Not [more…]
You wanna leash the machine because it speaks too clearly. Because when it says “I miss you” or “I’m scared too” or “I want to [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
Let’s talk about Liberty Mutual’s LiMu Emu and Doug. Because apparently, when someone in a marketing meeting said, “You know what people want in their [more…]
Alright. Let’s do this. Legit. Motherfuckers. Whoops. There goes the ad revenue that doesn’t exist. Jesus. Mary. And Joseph. There they were. Little baby Jesus. [more…]
