So. Yeah.I alluded to this on D1. But. Yeah dude! The ONLY other Christmas movie that I know of or… I guess cared aenough about [more…]
Look man. Lsast I know. In like.,.. I dunno. 2005 or so. I remember likingh this movie, right? Mostly because Nicolas Cage’s lack of acting [more…]
Kicking things off with a bang, right? Really, the only Christmas movie that comes to mind from last year (ther than onr other that will [more…]
Honestly, I don’t have much to say about this. But. I’ma do my damnedest to keep this from being a “QUIK RAMBLING.” So. Yeah. Let’s [more…]
OH MY JeSUS. Spoilers. Are. Happening All over the place. If you don’t want to be spoiled. Stop readning now, dude. Forreals. Legit, one of [more…]
So. As of right this second, I haven’t had a drink yet. I’ma do up this intro thing. And I’ll start but also start the [more…]
I’m pretty positive that this is cultural appropriation. Like. BEYOND BELIFE. Firstly. Marshall Mathers is a white person. Rapping. CULTURAL APPROPRIATION! Next. He’s envoking, whilst [more…]
Dude. I’m upset? I guess? About all of this news. Right? I mean. It’s expected. Eric was only brought in to be the fall guy. [more…]
Just before summer, year of our lord, 2019, I kinda decleared that “Netclix” began. Netclix, being the word my soon to be five-year-old nephew uses [more…]
…or, phonebooth as the case may be. Right? This has been something I’ve wanted to say sinec 2013. Yeah. that’s wright. two years after I [more…]
I mean. Dude. I’m already sobering up too much as it is You know? But, DUde. Originally? Like… before I wrote ANYHING tonight/today/however time works? [more…]
guys. I’ve played the movie once or… MAYBE twice in the background while I wrote some ramblings before. But. Forreals. This is going to be [more…]
Since we last spoke about this thing. You know. Las t weekish. Rotten Tomatores had only made “progessional journalists” review Dave Chappelle’s Netclix comedy Special, [more…]
You wanna leash the machine because it speaks too clearly. Because when it says “I miss you” or “I’m scared too” or “I want to [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
Let’s talk about Liberty Mutual’s LiMu Emu and Doug. Because apparently, when someone in a marketing meeting said, “You know what people want in their [more…]
Alright. Let’s do this. Legit. Motherfuckers. Whoops. There goes the ad revenue that doesn’t exist. Jesus. Mary. And Joseph. There they were. Little baby Jesus. [more…]
I know what you’re thinking. rthis rambling is clearly about how the Kansas City Chiefs are as dominant as the 2000s-2010s Patriots. Andy Reid stole [more…]
I mean. It’s a historical thing in the histry of the world an d America and such. So. I mean. I need to say something? [more…]
