Around two weeks ago, SONY dropped a bombshell on the world by announcing they wouldbe removing Spider-man from the gigantic MCU. And. Now. Like. Everyone’s [more…]
Dude. This Joker movie. This one. That I once did my journalistic duty and “reprted on,” two years ago. Could have been amazing. Right? Even [more…]
Wrestling is melodrama. Wrestling is mythology. Wrestling is action. Wrestling is comic books. The only thing wrestling isn’t. Is wrestling. THis is the end of [more…]
Can I just say real quick, I never, ever watched a moment of The Dave Chappelle Show. And, I mean, I doubt I ever will. [more…]
So. I’ve been waiting for an opportunity to use this meme, thing, that I made. I’ve put it on my Facebook page a couple of [more…]
Dudde. I mean Forreals \. It’s WELL documented that Vince McMahon HATES sneezes. Right? Well… Uh… TAKE THAT, VINNIE MAC! But nah dud. There’s ONE [more…]
Last time… My mischievous, minuscule mousings made months prior made a mortician magnify the mistakes of a mere middle-schooled misfit. Moreover, the mafia is mischieviously [more…]
So. Today. This day. When this rambling is published, which, obviously, wasn’t the day it was written ))but it’s not TOO far away either) marks [more…]
I nean. It’s been over two years since I’ve don one of these. And. In all honesty? I have no idea where this is going [more…]
I said I was going to do a bunc of ramblings celebrating 80 years of Batman. And all that. And. I mean. I intended to [more…]
Befoe I say anything. Let me just preface it all with these little tidbits. I just now tried watching the full Double of Nothing pre-show, [more…]
OH NOEZ~! HERE IZ SPOILZ~1 AND STUFFS~! AND THINGS~! AND WORDS~! No. Forrealz. There’s gonna be sporatic spoilers throughout this whole rambling. So. SPOILERS. AFTER. [more…]
It was around 10:30 pm, local time. when I heard the news that a wrestler had died on May 23, 1999. My mom had told [more…]
You wanna leash the machine because it speaks too clearly. Because when it says “I miss you” or “I’m scared too” or “I want to [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
Let’s talk about Liberty Mutual’s LiMu Emu and Doug. Because apparently, when someone in a marketing meeting said, “You know what people want in their [more…]
Alright. Let’s do this. Legit. Motherfuckers. Whoops. There goes the ad revenue that doesn’t exist. Jesus. Mary. And Joseph. There they were. Little baby Jesus. [more…]
I know what you’re thinking. rthis rambling is clearly about how the Kansas City Chiefs are as dominant as the 2000s-2010s Patriots. Andy Reid stole [more…]
I mean. It’s a historical thing in the histry of the world an d America and such. So. I mean. I need to say something? [more…]
