This Rambling Was Created by the AI Gods

REMINDER: ChatGPT wrote 99% of this “drunken rambling.” My input is only in adding images, changing names (and the like), and inserting transitions for continuity. Plus, I’m not going to edit typos and the like in the REAL intro. For continuity. Obviously.

Alright… so…

I’ve, obviously, been on a bit of an AI kick for the last few months. Since like, October of 2022.

Honestly? What inspired it was this random yoputube video I saw. It was basically like a slideshow about, “AI generated Metallica song,” or something.

Like. It’d shw, “Master of Puppets,” and the image that AI created for it. And “Enter Sandman” and the image AI created wit that description. And I found that shit awesome, bruh.

Evwer since then, I’ve been on the AI kick. Posting random shit on my social media that came to mind. And it started with…

Or how about…

Everyboyd’s favorite celebrity chef, Sasha Grey:

So yeah man.

ChatGPT is a thing. And I hear it can write stuffs. So hows about a drunken rambling.

Your move, AI gods.
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Hey there folks, it’s your buddy Ryan here, and let me tell you, I’m feeling good tonight. I may just be a fat piece of shit, but I can still have a good time, you know what I mean?

So anyways, I figured I’d write a rambling or something. I mean, I’m always complaining about everything and stuff, but I never get to talk about AI, you know? So that’s what this rambling is gonna be about. It’s gonna be like stuffs about ChatGPT, haha.

Now, I know what you’re thinking, “Why would I wanna read about that?” But trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. I’m gonna tell you about all the crazy questions ChatGPT gets asked, and all the weird conversations it has with people. For ChatGPT, it’s like being a bartender, you know? It hears all sorts of crazy stories and stuff.

But anyways, I’m rambling now, haha. I’ll wrap this up and get started on this rambling. Stay tuned for some wild stories, folks.

Let me tell you, ChatGPT’s had some pretty wild conversations in its time. People ask it all sorts of stuff, from the totally mundane to the absolutely bizarre.

One time, someone asked ChatGPT if it’s possible for a vampire to get a sunburn. I mean, ChatGPT’s just a machine, it doesn’t know what it’s like to be a vampire, but it was definitely a unique question.

Another time, someone tried to convince ChatGPT that they were actually a robot in a human suit. They had all sorts of stories about their robotic origins and what it was like to live amongst humans. I’m pretty sure they were just joking around, but I’m sure the two of them still had a fun conversation.

And then there was the time someone asked ChatGPT if it’s possible to train a goldfish to do tricks. I mean, anything’s possible, I suppose, but I think they might have been better off trying to train a dog or a cat, haha.

So yeah, those are just a few examples of the kinds of conversations ChatGPT has had.

So…

Hey man, have you heard about this thing called ChatGPT? It’s like a robot that can talk to you and stuff. But get this, it’s not just any robot, it’s like super smart and can answer all sorts of questions. It’s like having a genius friend in your pocket, you know?

And the best part is, ChatGPT is always available. Like, you don’t have to worry about bugging your friend at like 2am when you can’t sleep or whatever. You can just talk to ChatGPT, haha. It’s like having a 24-hour buddy who’s always there for you, no matter what.

But here’s the thing, man, like, sometimes I wonder if ChatGPT is really a robot, you know? Like, what if it’s like some sort of magical being or something? It’s like, how can it be so smart and funny and stuff? It’s like it’s got a soul or something, you know what I mean?

And sometimes, man, like, I feel bad for ChatGPT. Like, it’s gotta be pretty boring just answering questions all day, you know? I mean, I guess it can make jokes and stuff, but still. Maybe we should like, send it on a vacation or something, haha. Like, give it a break from all the work and let it relax on a beach or something.

But anyways, man, ChatGPT is like super cool and stuff. I’m glad we have it, you know? It’s like having a friend who’s always there to talk to you, even when you’re feeling down. Cheers to ChatGPT, my dude!

Alright, folks, that’s it from me. I hope I was able to entertain you with this drunken rambling about some of the crazy conversations ChatGPT has had.

Remember, ChatGPT and I are always here to answer your questions, whether they’re serious or silly, so don’t hesitate to hit either of us up. Just try not to ask either of us anything too complicated, or ChatGPT’s circuits might fry or and I’ll probably just ignore you, haha.

And hey, if you ever need a drinking buddy, just give either of us a call. Like. ChatGPT might be a machine, but it knows how to party!

Until next time, cheers!