The “Batfleck” Solo Films

REMINDER: I’M NOT FIXING ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND IT WILL MAKE THIS RAMBLING MORE SILLY AND INSTRESTING

Sp. Admist my, and ALL of your protest. “Batfleck is a thing. And buy all intents and purposes, for good measure. Hell. Ben looks absolutely fantastic in the Batsuit. He seems to be ABSOLUTELY PHENOMENAL even as Bruce Wayne in the one and only, real, Batman V Superman trailerbefore that one happened.

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Warner Bros. was so impressed with the crime against humanity that is “Batfleck,” that they demanded… basically… a trilogy of Batfelck. Thus. Atop of Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice, atop of Suicide Squad and the “Justice League” two parter, it’s b een confirmed that we’re getting a “Batfleck”trilogy.

The only, real, GOOD news about all of this is that Batfelck himself, Ben Affeleck will alsow be directing the soloe “Batfleck” films. And. I mean. Giving his work on things like The Town and Argo… a “Batfleck” movie directed by Batfleck himself was ALWAYS a good idea.

The point is. it’s ALL but 100% confirmed at this point that Ben Affleck will be starring and directing three Batman films.

It’s the director Gotham deserves. But not the story it needs right now.

Which, I bring to you, the current, rumored story of the Batfleck directored films’ story.

  1. It has to do with Jason Todd.
  2. Red Hood.
  3. Robin.
  4. Bu;lshi.

And…

Well.

I couldn’t post this picture hard enough.

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The Jason Todd/Red Hoodness story has been done to death already. Hell. It (apparently/obviously) played a major role in the Arkham Knight game. Well. That and the BAtrmobile, from what I’m told.

Either way. There’s been plenty-a-story told about the Jason Todd situation. And if we’re forcefed these stories in the upcoming Batfleck directed films, the collective audience will only shrug. If they give any sort of emotion. At all. Sure, the story has yet to be told in front of a “,ainstrime” silver screen audience. But. Stop it.

WE ARE SICK OF THIS STORY.

Period.

The end.

Bar none.

You know what good could come out of a silver screen/Batman/Red Hood/Jason Toodd thingus storyline? What would be TOTALLY awesome would be if there were a billian that tried to cause batman EMOTIONAL DESTRUCTION by using the death of Jason Todd against him. You know. Something else that has only been seen in ONE other mediam before. |

It wou;d be a story that coud reflect the BEST of Batman’s Rogue’s gallery. In one story arc. Whilst delving deep inot Batrman’s BIGGEST failure (Jason RTodd’s death). If only yhay story existed…

(INSERT PRICE IS RIGHT “FAIUL” SOUND HERE)

bmfpAfter being, pretty largely disappointed with the latest Batman V Superman trailert, as well as the rumoed sotirews forthe solo “Batfleck,” Batfelck directed films. U’;ll easiluy get off of my high horse and admit. WB. DC Films. Whatever studios. Thingus.

They’re not doing anytning awesome.

I mean.

Doomsday himself appears to be a rejected TNMT character. or whatever.

The point is… They SHOULD NOT be doing DOOMS-FUCKING-DAY already. Stio iut., DOOMS-FUCKING_)DAY is a being that can ACUTUALL,y (kinda) KILL SUPER-FRUCKING-MAN. jkinda. So. Boom. Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Cyborb, Aqua man (probably), pretty much… ALL of the Justice league now has to defeat Doomsday. Because. Lex Luthor.

But. Whatever.

batfleck. Directed. Movies. Absolute. AMAZINGNESS.

It all depends on the story.

And bnoom. Jason Todd. Becauyse. Fuck you.

The point is. We NEED an awesome Batman story. Directed by Batfleck. TYhe STRORY is what’s at sake here. Batfleck, asd a director? As I’ve said time and afgain. He’s an AMAZING choice. It ALL depends on the soty they go with.

If all we get is a, randomly resurrected Jason Todd? Then fuck you.

If we get Hush/Thjomas Elliot tormenting Batman/Bruce Wayme with the potiential of Jason Todd’s survival, thingus, awesome. Thenm. Obviously. Awesome. Pertiod. The end. Bar none.

The pont it. Just give us somethjing TOTALLY NEW. FFS. The Hush story arc took placse 13-14 years ago.

Boom.
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Ryan

I’m pretty awesome. I write drunken ramblings. Lover of gaming. Engaged in an on-again-off-again relationship with pro-wrestling. And I am your resident Batman expert.

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